Gemmill

Tremendous from Walker there.

State of the pitch.

England unchanged. He's gonna stick with Trent in midfield right up until we get knocked out.

This is the NEW strips thread.

There's this CEO Summit Event going on where Reeves and Hunt are speaking. Jim Ratcliffe has just got up and lamented the extent to which furlough helped people out during Covid. He really is the cunt's cunt.

Voted!

Anecdotal obvs but they've been running a phone in on 5 Live about a "Labour supermajority" this morning. Setting aside the fact that they've just adopted nonsensical Tory language, there have been lifelong Tory voters ringing in saying that the party deserves to be wiped out.

This is why the idea of a Farage takeover and them roping to victory can be massively discounted imo. He's not a well liked bloke, and he's certainly not seen as PM material. Both Sunak and Starmer are beating him comfortably in the "would make a good PM" polling.

See also the above. They're having an absolute worldy of a nightmare campaign.

It's been there since yesterday that. Fucking insane considering the circumstances. They've only deleted it mid morning today.

Lovely that they've timed all of this for postal votes arriving. Mine just landed today.

The ban on jumping to conclusions is hereby lifted.

So you've got the goals, but can you dribble much?

CCHQ is refusing to comment on whether their statement that the gambling commission has approached them about "a number of individuals" means that there's more than just the ones we currently know about. I would caution you all against politicising this or jumping to any conclusions whilst the investigation is ongoing. It wouldn't be right

The husband - Director of Campaigns, Tony Lee - took a leave of absence yesterday. I'm sure it's unrelated to any alleged wrongdoing, and he just had some other things to do in the middle of an election campaign of which he is the director.

Also, shirt off from 15 minutes before kick off.

Here's how you play it. Full face paint. Get absolutely legless, and if he even remotely steps out of line, you throw plastic furniture at him. Get right up in his grill if England win, just screaming obscenities in his face.

In fact, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna give you all the ultimate gift. The Benevolent Predictor speaks: I predict that Scotland will qualify from their group.

It's gonna make this all the worse when you get humped by Hungary. I would like Scotland to qualify. *a pat on the head for all the plastic Jocks on TT. Very benevolent of me. I'm such a nice guy.*

Listen, I don't think anyone should jump to any conclusions. It's impossible to know for certain why she put the bet on and whether her actual fucking husband tipped her off. It would be inappropriate to comment while an investigation is ongoing.

What Toonpack wouldn't give for a "Scotland won't qualify from this group" prediction from me atm. Well he can fuck RIGHT off.

Toonpack shops like Biden trying to find his way off a stage.

These are getting silly now.