Gemmill

This one simple change will unleash the three lions.

AppBlock you do once, set and forget baby. It has a "strict" setting so that even the person that owns the phone can't get around it or disable the blocking. I mean your daughter may never speak to you again, but needs must.

There's third party apps where you can block stuff and get reports if they look at things they shouldn't (or try to look at things they shouldn't). If she's on android, Google Family Link is a thing, or there's third party apps. If you really wanted to lock shit down, get something like AppBlock, block all the apps on her phone other than ones you want, and you can even limit access to those apps within certain time frames. New apps installed from the play store can be automatically added to the blocklist too.

These two having a cunt-off. I love how wound up Farage is at the first sign of scrutiny. Imagine Starmer standing on an open top bus with a mic every time the Mail has said something negative about him over the last 4 years. Proper little thin-skinned wanker.

It's all over twitter. In a way that would suggest players have been informed and it's been leaked.

Aye, it suggests he's just gonna keep the rest of the team as is. TAA has been shite, but it's everything in front of him that's not working which is the bigger problem. Bellingham alongside Rice is the answer.

Gallagher starting ahead of TAA apparently. Let's see if that's the only change.

The way the defender falls over. Get fucked. That's the sort of thing you see when Kim Jong-Un is through on goal.

FOOTBALL CHAT / GENERAL CHAT CROSSOVER!

He was the same on Epstein's island apparently. Had a worse time than the lasses.

Check the Epstein flight logs. And pity the poor cunt that got sat next to him.

My anniversary is this weekend. 5 years, new PB.

Well if it does, we have a PSR problem and 6 days to find a solution, assuming this is a 30 June thing which I assume it is.

Well if it does, we've got a PSR problem and 6 days to find a new solution, assuming this is a 30 June thing.

Happy birthday to HMHM and Renton. Still going strong after all this time.

I think the plan is to swap Minteh for DCL and say that it was a £35m value for PSR. I imagine if Minteh to Everton doesn't happen, then DCL to Newcastle won't happen.

£60m bids start tomorrow.

Anyone with pets should make preparations for fireworks.

Americans love "he's a hard worker" as a compliment

Most of the stuff Sammy posts sounds like someone left a microphone on a building site. He was disqualified WELL BEFORE he got the century wrong.

Americanisms sneaking into the post match fan vox pops for Scotland. Some lad on BBC there goes: "The players tried really hard and I LOVE that for the players."

Ah dinnae believe it!

I think I've just discovered why Toonpack and PaddockLad don't believe in expected goals.

I think he landed funny. I couldn't work out if there was actually a collision or just the way he landed.

Medical response seemed pretty pedestrian.