Gemmill

This is what a £15k "donation" buys you. The comment next to our donation just read "Make it look good."

Double dive. Has he given the penalty here after 10 seconds of thinking?

That looks like it would have knacked.

It's turning into an attack v defence training exercise. Defence is winning.

Stick to your Domino's Pepperoni Passion and leave the real pizza to the real experts.

You're learning your new lookups, and there's no one prouder than me.

Hold the phones, one in each hand, and shout "TICKET TRANSFERIAMUS!" and clack the phones together.

I'm the fucking pizza connoisseur, dickhead. You keep your corned beef and boiled cabbage opinions to yourself.

I hope they all choke on the disgusting pizza.

Your nieces and nephews said it's fine.

Love that CT used AI to make a picture of him and it just straight away went with 6 fingers.

He's fucking brilliant like. Lamenting the fact our attempt at a loan deal for him never came off during the Lingard window.

Are Maeve and Niamh similarly naive?

Proper Yorkshire autocorrect that. Maeve.

Aye. It sounds like he's got one of the bad ones tbf.

Why would it be bad news for Starmer btw?

He's got some sort of degenerative neurological condition, hasn't he? I know he's been getting worse and is now walking with the aid of a stick.

Truss saying universities should be defunded if they don't support conservative ideals too. Honestly, Labour's conference didn't go great, but these days you can always rely on these fruit loops to open a window on just how fucking mental they all are. Rees Mogg has been running some event where he's pointedly refusing to refer to the "chair" or the event and instead INSISTING, and making a great performance of saying "chairMAN". Wow lads, you've got your finger on the pulse and you're nailing all the country's key concerns. Well done.

I'm only interested in that lad when we're destroying his world. I've got absolutely no interest in seeing him enjoying himself.

"AMEYEZING SIGNS!"

Your accent's all over the place since you moved down there.

He didn't look well on the new Eddie Murphy film mind. Not a big shock.

Nice hoodie mate.

There was something on the BBC News the other day about how the delivery lads all get the limiter hacked on their escooters so they're doing 30 to 40 mph on pavements weaving around pedestrians. Which I assume is why you're getting pulled over, to check you haven't done the same?