Gemmill

Looks a bit like the journalist Iain Macintosh that used to write about us and playing FM.

You're only getting a laugh for the first time you posted that btw.

Well it wasn't through buying centre halves.

Warren Barton was once the most expensive defender in England. WHAT OF IT.

I'd love to believe that you've been sat taking selfies all afternoon with your balls hanging out the bottom of a dressing gown, but I can't bring myself to do it. Which means I have to believe the alternative - that you've gone out in a white terry towelling coat.

Could be the ghost of Rodney Bewes, I suppose.

no fucking way this is true. Have you got your massive pig's trotters stuffed into a pair of those free slipper/flip flop things they give you too?

He looks a bit like Nick Hancock 20 years ago.

Are you wearing a dressing gown at the pub?

Not only are we being predicted to finish below a load of knackers this season, the Athletic Football Podcast's last episode before the season starts is "How secure is Eddie Howe at Newcastle?" Before a ball has been kicked. I can't wait for us to absolutely storm the league this season.

He might be missing from their team this weekend, you never know.

Tell Renton how shit Rome pizza is.

Do your own final meter reading before he gets there and check it to what that PRICK comes up with.

We've offered 60. An extra 5 is neither here nor there. And for the 10th time, he's only just turned 24 last month, and if he's still our first choice centre half when he's 32, then £65m will have been an absolute steal.

I think you've been admitted to a residential home.

Still one of the weirder facts about this very weird man.

When you've taken a fortnight to get within £5m of their valuation, and that fortnight was the last two weeks before the season starts, I think there's a fairly strong argument for just going the extra 5 and getting the bloke in the squad for at least match week 2. Unless we are in very low-key advanced discussions on a cheaper alternative, that is.

Aye it was a mad appointment by Boehly. Imagine man, we could have ended up with someone running Newcastle in the same way that that lunatic is. I know people want us to spend, but fuck me, that bloke is playing on Arcade mode.

All of taytay's gear is on there.

Indian restaurant wallpaper.

I don't even have the hub thing in the house. Stupid cunt engineer didn't bring one with him. My main thing is I want it to not have to do meter readings and so I've got an accurate view of usage when I come to switch.

Nah, you can have your own profiles. https://www.spotify.com/uk/duo/?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzva1BhD3ARIsADQuPnUKsr6vO-WMP1Vsp-SQASzmXrSr4UrAEeIVcc4POaU52yNiXTEeGeMaAr8CEALw_wcB

You know you can get a family thing with Spotify? You don't have to have separate accounts and it's cheaper.

I think I was probably on speaker and her and all the lasses were mad flicking their beans with their legs in the air. Seems more likely to me.