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Same with Dummett. He was like a sheet of A4 - disappeared when he turned sideways.

Howe saying it was a difficult window was in reference to selling Minteh and Anderson for non-football reasons. He wasn't talking about Guehi going to the last few days.

You can't state monetary values and not factor in the mental inflation that trfr fees have gone through. All players are getting more expensive every season. Does this look a bit out of place? Yes. But I don't care.

Aye we've started the season with our first and third choice CBs playing. One got sent off and we literally have no natural CB cover. We're straight to full backs filling in.

What's Isak? 22? His price tag didn't cause him any undue concern. Gordon, 20 when we signed him? Same. It's a mental argument to claim that you're worried about the welfare of the player being signed for that much. We're not signing him to score 30 a season, he just needs to not drop clangers.

But what's the logical extension of that, never sign anyone for big money in case it has a psychological impact. Read my last post. I want us to get him because he's our number one target. I really don't give a fuck what the cost is cos that's not my job. People whose job it is think a) he's worth that, and b) it's workable within our PSR constraints. So let's get him.

If he's still turning out for us when he's 32, then I'm fine with us paying £70m for him. And I'm sure that will be the thinking on which we're prepared to pay that amount for him. At the end of the day, I'm not an expert on player valuation, and it's not my money. And I don't care to try and do the sums on behalf of the club. I want us to sign the player the DoF and the manager want, or else what is the point of having that structure at the club? I will regard it as a real disappointment if we don't get this one sorted.

I don't think we think it'll go down, I think we think we'll get something accepted closer to the end of the window. Possibly deadline day, but I hope not. I think Parrish is quite happy getting games out of the player while they're short handed, cos he thinks he can do that and still get the fee he wants before the window shuts.

There will literally be a player valuation committee at the club. Do you really think you know better than them?

It does look like that, but Mitchell will have to have come up with, and justified a valuation and had it approved by Eales and the Chairman. All three of them might be getting this wrong, but the appearance of being caught in a macho bidding war is almost certainly false. We've seen protracted transfers play out like this in the past, and generally if the signing player gets their man, I see it as a success for them rather than them having had their pants down.

Don't make me jump straight to the death threats.

You were talking about pointing the £70m at fucking Mbeumo man. Brentford bought him for £6m. Re Guehi, it's not just about what you pay for him today, it's about his useful life to the club. As I've said over and fucking over. These transfer windows are boring. We were meant to be the fucking cash splashers and instead we've been fucked by the PL rule changes and PSR. To the extent that the fans have been turned into penny pinchers who know better than the DoF and manager. It's boring. Sorry if you don't agree.

Schar got sent off and we had to play Krafth at CB. We need a CB. We need a RW too.

The deal can be close AND they can still play him in the League Cup. Our fans on twitter are thick as fucking shit, honestly.

I can't wait for this window to close so I don't have to read any more shit about who we should sign and how much we should have paid for them.

GICA

If he doesn't play him, it sends the message to us that they're resigned to selling him. It affects negotiations. They are probably hoping to push this to the last day and squeeze an extra desperate £5m out of us, and they undermine that if he's left out of the tie. They know we aren't gonna walk away because he's cup tied for one competition this season. Have NONE of you read the art of the deal?

Fucking wanker! I nearly PM'd you the other day cos you'd said she wasn't well, and now this. At least the rest of the terrible joke crew have the DECENCY to post it in the joke thread.

Yes please. Quite how they think they'll ever win back all the seats lost to the Lib Dems is beyond me. And they'd lose even more of the moderate voter type that thought about going Lib Dems last time but couldn't bring themselves not to vote Tory.

I feel like a combination of AI and Donald Trump wrote this. What the fuck is going on?

THE FIX IS IN! This was the plan all along. He's fine.

I think the deal isn't done. And Parish is sending us exactly that message. You haven't done enough yet for me not to play the lad tonight.

They've played him in every game so far, I don't know why this one is such a big deal to people? He's their player until we sign him, and they can do what they like with him. They've just lost their other first choice CB and they probably fancy being in the next round of the cup. It would be mental of Guehi to say he doesn't want to play, given he doesn't know if he'll still be there come deadline day.

Don't be put off Selkirk, this is wykiki's review for everything he's ever done, and everywhere he's ever been.

Have you got a laptop with you, @Renton? If you're gonna have to try and pull slides together the night you get back, I can help get stuff into PowerPoint before then for you if you send me slide outlines and content. You'll probs still have to fuck about with it, but at least you're not starting from scratch.