Gemmill

£1bn for the stadium, £2bn to gold plate it.

I'll let all the pretenders get it out of their system. Parade around in their crowns and sheriff's badges, and then I'll step up to the plate when you've all flamed out.

It's that sort of knowledge that makes him stand out as TT's top fanny licker.

He's TT Trump. A pussy grabbing, team in the wrong order putting, GODDAMN fool.

This is absolute nonsense. It's not Toontastic etiquette, nobody else does it, you've blown it.

Absolute amateur hour from Gloom here. Teams in the wrong order and invoking the name of the one true king in the thread title. I predict that he has just handed Everton a home win. The Liz Truss of thread starters.

About as easy a cup tie as you could hope for. Definitely easier than it should ever be at this stage of the competition. Now we just need Cole Palmer to get injured at the weekend.

Pope must know his days are numbered.

Amazing save there. Clean sheet secured.

Commentator reckons the crowd is shitting it about the Wimbledon threat.

Poseidon looking worth every penny of that £25m so far. Hasn't put a foot wrong.

They're a couple of attacking subs away from the next round by the sound of it.

Co-commentator seems to think Wimbledon are giving us the old rope-a-dope treatment.

Great take from Poseidon. Beautiful olive skin.

Osula looks like he's got something about him.

Jake the Peg trying to put that in with his left. What a fucking helmet.

This lad wouldnt have cut it in the crazy gang.

Nose amputation. No anaesthetic.

Miggy was born offside.

Cos I'm fucking rock and I'm not scared of every opponent like YOU.

This couldn't be more straightforward so far. Only one goal up but these have done nowt and we're basically doing whatever we want.

Just fixed with the same provider. It was one of his recommended deals so saved me having to switch provider.

Here comes The Poseidon Adventure in nets.

Martin Lewis says it's time to fix your energy deal, fellow mumsnetters. I've just done mine.