Gemmill

Nice tribute to County Durham.

They're fucking doolally. This season is gonna be fucking amazing.

I was on your estate the other day IN SHORTS. You're lucky you weren't out with your dog otherwise you'd have had a wet daydream.

I enjoyed the Geordie Journos episode where one of them branded Romano "a tit".

I think it was @spongebob toonpantsmentioned it, and I'm currently enjoying For All Mankind. It's a reimagining of the space race where the Russians pip the Yanks to the moon, and then you go through the next decades with them wanting to be first to discover water and establish a base on the moon etc. I assume we're working our way towards Mars eventually. It's worth it just for the lass who plays astronaut Tracey Stevens.

Lads, again this is @thebrokendoll

That's no place for a circumcision.

Is this what wykiki has been like while I'm away. Just posting random foreign shit with the word Newcastle in it. The new Polarboy.

Fucking "Emlyn Begley". Wonder who that stupid cunt supports and was named after. The BBC is basically a Liverpool fanzine.

Wow. I'm getting weed from the DPD man, you're getting MRIs in the Metrocentre. What a time to be alive.

Cheers, how's your stuff going? Still waiting to find out? BTW obviously none of my fucking business, and I'm prepared to be told as much.

They do MRIs in the metro centre now?? But they couldn't keep Metroland open ffs.

*HMHM stares at his feet*

Who's this lad then?

SEE YOU IN ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!

New interview with the vampire Tyneside reboot.

I'd say more this...

Not even strapped in. Proper player.

Article dated today. I saw Luke Edwards out walking his dog on MY dog walking patch at Weetslade a couple of weeks ago. A very friendly greeting was exchanged, but nothing further than that.

I'll fire that one up now ta.

"Nice" to see Anderson doing well at the U21 thing. Proper clanger having to let him go, but he also probably wouldn't be a starter for the U21s if he'd stayed.

That's @thebrokendollnot me.

Look at this! When I made a joke about Chelsea selling their players to hotels to work, I got accused of RACISM. But they let an ACTUAL GERMAN get away with it. Unreal.

Have you got Jackie Milburn on The Rat, please?

Sent you a PM.