Gemmill

YankuBHA Minteh

I can keep going if anyone likes.

Jimb O'Telly

Jimbo's netty

Just keep doing reports on Minteh at Brighton if that's what you need to get through this. We won't say anything.

Never stopped ewerk. Just post it now.

ewerk breaking the broken news. He hasn't been the same since the food poisoning.

I don't know much about him off the field. He looks like he couldn't even work the dishwasher though, so you might be right. Just standing looking at the dishwasher and looking at his wife. Dishwasher. Wife. Dishwasher. Wife. All the while with that manic grin on his face.

No chance, it'll be much more than we're paying him. He's gone.

We're taking the dribble deduction, and YOU will have to lump it!

Sorted. Shame if he turns out to be mint, but it's a MASSIVE "if", and he's a million miles from irreplaceable. If this resolves our PSR problems, then I'm very, very happy.

I hope he gets the Sunderland job.

The Hall money will be post June 30th, and it gets amortised over the course of his contract, so the year 1 impact isn't £28m, it'll be a quarter or a fifth of that, depending on the length of his contract. The cash impact will be £28m, but the PSR impact is the fifth/quarter. Also we move into a new 3 year rolling period once June ends.

It's an odd situation though isn't it. If they come out and say that he has to stand down as the candidate, it's hard to argue that he's also fine to stay on as President until Jan. Do we get President Harris for 6 months or so?

SuperGareth is swapping Gallagher for Mainoo tomorrow........and that's it. What a fucking prat.

Get this lad sold, and if there's still a gap, chance the points deduction. Then sue the Premier League for anti-coemption!

We need video of this. I'm sure they'll deliver soon.

All the stuff as well, about how "behind closed doors, he's as sharp as a tack". Sorry that's not remotely credible. He couldn't get from one end of a sentence to another, and in the parts when Trump was speaking, he looked like an upright corpse. The more they say stuff like that, the more people will start to think that the party is lying to them, and the polls will get worse.

Southgate confirms at the press conference that Luke Shaw is still not fit enough to start games. Thing is, if he hadn't put him in the squad, he'd still not have played a single second of the tournament, and he'd still not be ready to play, but Southgate wouldn't keep getting asked about it. The dopey prick.

You can't just make words up and sue people for it. Even our Saudi genies won't get away with that.

The nerve of these cunts. Still haven't released the Russia report.

We're a transfer window away from Chelsea swapping hotels for players. I still can't quite believe they've got away with that. Unless they haven't yet cos it was only done in the most recent FY, and maybe they're just assuming it'll be accepted.

First day at training, Elanga is due a significant and sustained hazing from Dan Burn.