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Is Carsley gonna persist with fucking Pickford, I wonder. A goalkeeper that the entire footballing world is happy to watch battle relegation every year at Everton, without ever thinking about trying to buy him, but who Southgate saw as the best England could do.

I wouldn't want to be Kieran Trippier if Tino turns up dead in suspicious circumstances.

A general rule of thumb is that if it can't be objectively measured, they're the best at it.

Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles.

BTW KD, post this stuff in your Marc Guehi thread. Never mind trying to slip your bad news about Guehi posts elsewhere. Own that shit.

SHITC more like amirite.

"HITC understands..." I don't even know who HITC is, but I bet they're heavily reliant on clicks to keep the lights on. The kid that's written the article looks about 14 as well. My advice. Ignore this shit. And unfollow Graeme Bailey, he's a proven bullshitter.

Nah its not that.

We've got a better writing room these days.

No one can touch Jamaal's Jams.

Retired from international football. Wonder if this presages a move to Saudi.

❌ Signing players is like buying a house ❌ Miggy is like Kluivert

I think we'll get Guehi and possibly someone on loan. Howe keeps saying he needs to be respectful of the players we have, which makes me wonder whether the loan thing just won't happen - it doesn't look great for the permanent squad if you bring some temp in to play ahead of them. It would have to be an obligation to buy thing, and then it's harder cos you're into discussions on fee.

My gran was in hospital for weeks on end earlier this year, before she died. My mam was amazed at the number of black nurses there, and my auntie (who is a nurse) was telling her that it's the same in her hospital, and the training they have isn't up to scratch. No idea whether any of the training stuff is true, but my gran was too ill/dying at the time for me to get into with my mother as to why she wasn't seeing the usual European workers.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the hay bales today.

I am starting to wonder if Starmer isn't a timid little fuck like. The free movement for young people is such a no brainer, and the sooner he implements it, the sooner a) people will start to see benefits, and b) the kind of arsehole that doesn't like it will forget. But he's still too scared to come out and even say aye we're thinking about it.

The perfect opportunity for us to mount an assault on top 4 if we can get our shit together in a hurry.

This bloke seems like a proper cunt. We should at least have a sniff around their exiles and see if there's anyone we could take off their hands on loan. Especially given their manager is making it very clear he wants them gone, there might be some deals to be had.

Attitude adjuster for the Guehi naysayers.

40hrs 36m of the window left. Paul Mitchell:

Well he looks mint. Congrats on the new dog and I hope things are looking up for you and yours.

Must have been that volley.

Did you see Alsopp has been reported to social services for letting her 15 year old kid go euro railing? Some cunt random member of the public must have done it and she's had a call from a social worker to express their concern. She's now on a list.

It was me that wrote it, bitch!