Gemmill

Are you wearing a dressing gown at the pub?

Not only are we being predicted to finish below a load of knackers this season, the Athletic Football Podcast's last episode before the season starts is "How secure is Eddie Howe at Newcastle?" Before a ball has been kicked. I can't wait for us to absolutely storm the league this season.

He might be missing from their team this weekend, you never know.

Tell Renton how shit Rome pizza is.

Do your own final meter reading before he gets there and check it to what that PRICK comes up with.

We've offered 60. An extra 5 is neither here nor there. And for the 10th time, he's only just turned 24 last month, and if he's still our first choice centre half when he's 32, then £65m will have been an absolute steal.

I think you've been admitted to a residential home.

Still one of the weirder facts about this very weird man.

When you've taken a fortnight to get within £5m of their valuation, and that fortnight was the last two weeks before the season starts, I think there's a fairly strong argument for just going the extra 5 and getting the bloke in the squad for at least match week 2. Unless we are in very low-key advanced discussions on a cheaper alternative, that is.

Aye it was a mad appointment by Boehly. Imagine man, we could have ended up with someone running Newcastle in the same way that that lunatic is. I know people want us to spend, but fuck me, that bloke is playing on Arcade mode.

All of taytay's gear is on there.

Indian restaurant wallpaper.

I don't even have the hub thing in the house. Stupid cunt engineer didn't bring one with him. My main thing is I want it to not have to do meter readings and so I've got an accurate view of usage when I come to switch.

Nah, you can have your own profiles. https://www.spotify.com/uk/duo/?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzva1BhD3ARIsADQuPnUKsr6vO-WMP1Vsp-SQASzmXrSr4UrAEeIVcc4POaU52yNiXTEeGeMaAr8CEALw_wcB

You know you can get a family thing with Spotify? You don't have to have separate accounts and it's cheaper.

I think I was probably on speaker and her and all the lasses were mad flicking their beans with their legs in the air. Seems more likely to me.

I've spoken to them and they're gonna refund the difference. I went on the phone thinking I was gonna demand some compensation, but in the event it was a young lass, dead polite and meek sounding, and I just couldn't bring myself to be a knob about it.

I've got to ring my dickhead energy provider again today. I'm not someone who rings up and complains about shit, mostly cos I can't be arsed, but basically: - Installed smart meters that don't work - during installation, the engineer submitted an erroneous final reading, which meant they charged me £840 for 5 weeks of gas - account went big in debt as a result, so they decided to unilaterally change my direct debit even though the charge was in dispute - I rang them the day they informed me of the DD change and the girl on the phone said she'd changed it back to the previous amount - notification from my bank this morning telling me that the bigger amount is leaving my bank tomorrow So a string of fuckups on their part, and I'm the one left out of pocket at the end of it. Second complaint in two days incoming.

There'll be a late push to include Pickle Ball.

Flag Football and "obstacle racing" to look forward to next time. Americans insisting on something for the dad-bros and the soccer moms.

The only one of those teams Andrew listed that I'm worried might finish above us is Villa. But who fucking cares what these journalists think. Or at least what they say, I'm not even convinced it's what they actually think. A good part of the reason why they say this stuff is to get clicks and social media reaction, and they know they'll get it from us. Journalists talking us down is way preferable to journalists talking us up.

You need to get up in their grill and tell them what's what. Turn that jock accent up to 11 and grab them by the throat so your frilly cuffs are tickling their earlobes and tell them fucking what's what. Do it this weekend before the rot sets in.

Did mine a couple of days ago. I never bothered with NUFC twitter anyway, but Musk has completely broken it now. The funny thing is that he appears to be being sent loopy by his own algorithm.

I'm waiting for someone to mention their "legitimate concerns" about the club's performance in this transfer window.