Gemmill

Matterface on the full time whistle: it's the young turks that will be running free tonight. How the fuck has ITV ended up with this no-mark as their main commentator?

I don't know what's more pathetic, chanting for Boris Johnson, or trying and failing to get a Rishi Sunak chant going. Fucking sadsacks.

This should be a full scale emergency now for Democrats. Get a new candidate and get at Trump.

I'm with you, I still think they might end up with closer to 150. I'm also happier thinking that way cos then if something like the Survation poll happens it'll be tremendous. I can see me having at least one beer.

Survation are the lads who called the hung parliament in 2017 so they've got form for calling wacky results that come to fruition.

It's our first date night Thursday night too, which I assume is what that aubergine is all about.

Tories 3 seats ahead of the LDs according to Survation's final MRP.

You can't get yourself in a place where you won't be happy with a slightly better than 97 landslide.

His name sounds like Adam Pearson trying to get through his kebab order.

Tory vote def seems to be firming up in all of this week's polls. They're still way behind and with tactical voting, they should still be fairly well fucked, but might be closer to 150 seats than 50.

He was having a bath. Irish spa day.

Some of the places the fucking dickhead has had a shot from btw. Some of them are nearly in the centre circle.

That man was raised in a bog on billy goat's milk and soda bread. He was never at risk.

It was CLEARLY a joke, CAMPYLOBACTER FEATURES!

Nice one, pleased to hear you're sorted. I had a similar experience 10 years or so ago. Was ill as fuck for a week, had to send a sample in and had some parasite. Public health wanted to know what restaurants I'd eaten at, etc. Similar stories, except I think mine had a 97% mortality rate.

Did you see that reporting about Wiggins recently that he's completely skint?! Rinsed through £13m and has either had to sell or is considering selling his medals. What a fucking dick!

Don't tell Gloom, but I looked at AND DISREGARDED Matfen. Ended up at Jesmond Dene House, darling! That was number 2. Number 1 was at Reform supporter John Hall's Wynyard Hall. There will be no number 3.

Did you a favour by last page-ing CT as well.

https://www.rockliffehall.com/

WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF?!

You can, but not if you haven't received it. And there'll be loads of people postal voting because they can't physically get to the polling booth. Others will have gone on holiday and now can't vote.

He's got NOTHING lads. A German with NO PLAN!