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Their write up for their endorsement is an absolute shitshow. So poorly written. I mean it's not journalism, but you could at least pay for a decent copywriter who can actually write proper sentences.

He could today without it impacting the election. But they'd spend the next 5 years absolutely gunning for him (I appreciate they'll do this for the most part anyway).

I was in London last week with work and it was £250 for a Premier Inn (including breakfast).

They're the dregs, like. Would be nice if we lived in a world where Starmer could just say "thanks, but no thanks".

The length of trousers on the bloke on the left is distinctly 3 stars.

FWIW The Sun endorses Labour.

Aye, I'm in Wideopen and you can get from mine to the coast and mine to Ponteland without really needing to bother too much with roads. If I see you in Weetslade, rest assured there's a stick going in your spokes. REST ASSURED!

I didn't notice Renton's claim that they "wear silly outfits". I'm genuinely intrigued as to what is going on here. Have you been watching period dramas and thinking that it's all set in a 5 star hotel?

MIKE O'ASHLEY! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

You mentioned the other day you haven't been away on a romantic holiday for 13 years. I reckon that's got something to do with the 3 STAR room and the 1 STAR romance.

I don't know what the fuck you lads imagine is happening in terms of service at 5 star hotels. Basically the rooms are nicer and you get a decent feed. That's it. You don't get your own personal butler or anything.

Probably the best "caught wanking in Morrisons car park" excuse I've ever heard.

Good thread. I'm sick of hearing about how the vote share for the two big parties is at its lowest level ever, when that is entirely because no cunt is voting Tory.

His wife is an even bigger prick than him.

@Renton

Rishi Sunak has just been asked what his favourite food is, and his answer was "sandwiches".

I've been to the spa there, which was nice. But not stayed.

Also Chris Waugh reported on the concerns from within the club that Gordon has had his head turned. I've no reason to think he's making them up, so it's probably true, but they are reports of concerns. It basically means nowt until there's something concrete from the player.

I think the story was that they had previously approached us, and we re-initiated the conversation as a backup plan. Also £60m is nowhere near enough to have cleared our PSR debts, given Gordon must have a book value of >£30-35m (can't remember exactly how much we paid for him). The "head has been turned" thing came from reports that there were concerns within the club that his head would be turned by interest from the club. Nothing has come from the player.

I've got a cat and a dog. Labour are lucky I've already voted by post.

This would be funny.

Have you seen the video of him? He looks and sounds like a ranting drunk.

Matterface on the full time whistle: it's the young turks that will be running free tonight. How the fuck has ITV ended up with this no-mark as their main commentator?

I don't know what's more pathetic, chanting for Boris Johnson, or trying and failing to get a Rishi Sunak chant going. Fucking sadsacks.