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If I can be fucked once we've got a full list, I'll add the latest MRP projection for the seat, and we can see how the result compares.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East

Paul Mitchell appointed as Sporting Director.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Keep them coming.

What constituency are we all? Let's get a Toontastic watch list going. I'll keep it updated with results. Cramlington and Killingworth here.

Bunch of 🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽itt.

Heath having another normal one.

So unwoke. It's taking the knee.

My phone just got a bunch of new emojis, and you better believe I'm posting this at the start of every match: 🧎

Is everything OK old chap?

Can I recommend this as some light viewing. Just to give you a taste of how these people live.

Class, hope it all works out for you.

In the interests of balance, he also received £100 from the keyboardist from Madness.

Where you off to?

Galloway has received funding from Andrew Tate's brother, because of course he has.

Stella Creasy was on with Krishnan Guru-Murthy on his C4 podcast recently. She is very keen on us rejoining but says that it is a 7 to 10 year process, and that there is way too much else that needs sorting domestically to divert the kind of resources that would be required to achieve this in the near term. That being the case, why would you say anything other than that we're not planning on rejoining.

It'll be in response to a question, surely. I doubt he's just volunteered it. He's carried the ming vase across 99% of the polished floor. He's nearly home and clear. He's not about to fucking drop kick it against the wall now.

I mean on the actual eve of polling day he'd have to be a straight-up lunatic to reopen that debate.

Which did she think would be looked on more kindly by the public. Someone who openly admits that her kids suffer because of her job or someone who says I make sure my kids don't suffer because of my job. Thick as mince.

Lewis Miley has broke a bone in his foot and will go in for surgery tomorrow. Out for months. The curse continues!

They can't get anything right. No one likes a work martyr, and these dickheads spent two days trumpeting the work martyr.

Final YouGov MRP gives Labour a 212 seat majority. Their lower projection is a 132 seat majority, and upper projection is 282. There are 89 too close to call seats, which explains the range.

Their write up for their endorsement is an absolute shitshow. So poorly written. I mean it's not journalism, but you could at least pay for a decent copywriter who can actually write proper sentences.