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how many wanks have you had over that Kendzior lass. Be honest here. Anyway I'm talking about if he loses, the Republicans are fucked. If he wins, everyone's fucked.

Starmer is looking older already. His hair is turning white.

Trump coming back in the polling now. Harris's lead is dropping below 3 points nationally. Get fucked, America, you absolute jokers.

Wow, he was really committed to his hobby.

Nah he is. He says some genuinely funny stuff. One liners and quips and stuff. Less so recently cos he's declining and he's in a massive huff with the world, but there's definitely times he's funny.

The place is fine, but he took a swing at a mackem and missed, and got laughed at like the end of a He-Man episode.

Ted Cruz is about as uncharismatic a candidate as you could choose. Vance was supposed to be the successor and he stinks the place out at the rallies. Trump is a unique character. He's a non career politician, bizarre product of the 80s. Basically a TV character, genuinely funny, he chats wild shit, tells provable lies, and gets away with all of it. I really don't think that's gonna be very easy to replace.

I disagree mind, I think the whole movement is in the service of one man. I think the Republican Party is completely fucked if Trump loses this time. He can't run again cos he'll be too old, and I don't see who they turn to - the movement is Trump, the man. The Republican Convention is TrumpCon. His rallies are mini TrumpCons.

Him and Tucker Carlson praying for Trump ffs. What an alleged rapist.

Potato stoning is the traditional Irish method.

Two be sure!

That photo gets better every time I look at it. A slice of honey roast ham in a suit.

Gordon starting apparently. Good news for us, more fitness.

He'd call you an "oik" when he was telling his painted doll wife about it when he got home.

She's a fucking arsehole. On the plus side, I haven't heard a peep out of her since the election. I'm off twitter, I don't watch her crap show, and she's not popping up every five minutes making excuses for the Tories cos no one gives a fuck about the Tories anymore. So she barely exists anymore, which is great.

Jeff Powell. That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face.

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?"

Love his wine bars.

Good. It's what you get for trying to post it on here.

Uh oh. Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

Transfer window finally sunk in.

Over there, less than 4 is just a bad family dinner.