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Prentis DOWN. Atoorney General gone in Banbury.

Where the fuck is Truss?! I need to walk the dog before Cletus gets here.

Get in!

She's full of hell in her speech. Out with a young female activist today and dickheads slashed the young lass's tires

Liam Fox DOWN!

Kelly Beaver up on BBC now. Dear me. Change that name love.

How do you feel this is going?

Douglas Ross beaten. The SNP can't win anywhere, but they can beat that Tory prick.

Greens now on the same number of seats as Reform. But we've heard nowt about that.

Based on the phonecall, he might think I'm his twin.

The sheep shaggers know a cunt when they see one.

Reform on 12% of the vote. No better than the Brexit Party. There's your fucking ELECTORAL EARTHQUAKE that we've all had to hear about all night.

Truss coming soon. I've had one hour sleep and I've got some daft cunt coming out to install a smart meter this morning. He rang last night to let me know he was coming and he clearly has some..... issues. Ten minutes later the phone goes again and it's him again repeating the exact conversation we just had. I goes "Mate, I've just spoken to you. Are you still coming here first thing". Full of apologies. But aye, I've got that to look forward to. Smart meter installed upside down is probably the best I can hope for.

Great Yarmouth.

They won: Clacton Boston and Skegness Ashfield And another one that I can't remember. But none on the North East.

They didn't win in Sunderland and Blyth.

He went with "We have campaigned as Changed Labour, and we will govern as Changed Labour". That's less a paraphrase than a direct lift (swap changed for new). I've said it before on here, but I'd have Blair back involved in a heartbeat. Brown too. I hope they both have the ear of Starmer cos he'll need all the advice he can get from Labour people that have been there and done it - there aren't many.

"That's Mogg-zit. That's my Portillo moment. He's been battered, and he's deserved it. He's no idea what he's inflicted on people." Burnham on Rees-Mogg. 👍

Canny line. Shame it's delivered in the voice of the softest dalek in the universe, but you can't have everything.

Still 15k people voted for him mind. Walk them all off a cliff.

Fucking get in!