Gemmill

No prolonged lectures for Newcastle players. It's straight to the pocket instead.

Hopefully that's the last time the ref thinks a lecture is a good alternative to a yellow for Arsenal players.

"Handball" call from Rice. The fucking stupid Simon Cowell haired prick.

He's a man better suited to an 8 minute MOTD highlights package. Given 90 minutes to fill, he's Aldridge Prior.

Brilliant cross. Ridiculous.

Get in.

Jared Gillet in the VAR hut. Oh dear.

I've had a couple of small wagers on Harris 330 to 359 electoral votes, and Harris 360+.

Happiness has started early.

I read something by Ian Dunt the other day saying he hopes it's Badenoch because she at least has a genuinely held framework of beliefs, however mad they might be. Whilst Jenrick will say whatever mad shit he thinks will make him popular that day. I think he's right. Badenoch is gonna be mental enough, and she's thoroughly unpleasant to boot.

Aye, I got the impression with this bloke that the line had shifted massively throughout their 20 years together. But centimetre by centimetre so he just kept adjusting to the new normal. He mentions that she is funny and sarcastic, and on the night they met she was stood taking the piss out of him with his mates (you'd never put them together looks wise, so he was quite happy to take it). So I think it started from minute one, and the line never stopped moving.

They cover a lot of stuff very well. They cover some stuff terribly. I've praised them in the past, so I can criticise them too.

Minor spoiler, but it's not a big attack or anything that makes the copper cry. The bloke explains how, when he can see things are escalating, he would go and change into a press stud shirt cos then his clothes wouldn't get ripped. The copper explains that it's the small details of abuse like that, a bloke so defeated that he dresses for a hiding, that get to you rather than the injuries and stuff. Any better job of selling it?

Aye, from the video of her police interview, there's no way she'll change. I assume she's been brought up in a house like that cos a lot of the stuff on the videos where she's laying into him takes place in the kid's playroom and they're around the violence and the swearing.

I must admit, one of the main reasons I'd like to beat these is to see what genre of victim performance art that hairy little pinhead comes up with this time.

The Maitlis and Rigby posts you've quoted are two people objectively doing their jobs TERRIBLY btw.

What can I say, we don't all have favourite journalists that we put on a pedestal.

Big fan of Goodall. Sopel isn't fit to carry his microphone. Maitlis is headed in the same direction as Sopel.

Aye, they didn't have video of that incident but he somehow volunteers it. Classic mackem behaviour. It's genuinely distressing some of the video stuff. One of the female coppers starts crying at one point when she's interviewing him. The wife is fucking horrible.

My Wife, My Abuser on Netflix is wild. She's a mackem, and she was a smokeshow, but fuck me the stuff she does to this bloke. He's got cameras in the house so there's footage of it. Horrible bint.

Winter would have been saying the same when Ten Hag turned up to. Bloke was a bona fide genius when they signed him, and turned out to be a very limited manager.

They sound like fucking good lads to me.

Shame they waited until over a third of likely voters have already voted.

Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like.

Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses.