Gemmill

There's no one white that's mad enough for the membership. Unless Danny Kruger somehow ends up in the last two. Incidentally, Prue Leith doesn't get anywhere near enough shit for popping that nutcase out of her fanny. She should get at least one cake slammed in her face on every episode of Bake Off.

Still pretty messy, but having been the biggest party last week, Le Pen's lot have been beaten back into third if the exit poll is right. Big turnout and the left/centre standing down candidates has averted a right wing majority.

Sorry to hear that, but pleased it sounds like the doc isn't worried about. Sounds like you married a good'un. "Urrrr nurrrr, I'll have to gurrrr hurrrrm. Thick 'ead's ad anuther wobbleh!"

She knows the membership are as mental as she is. Hope she gets it, she'll guarantee them a good while longer in the wilderness. Excellent to see Jonathan Reynolds out today calling Reform a threat to our economic and national security - likening their economic policies to Truss and saying their forengin policy plans are those of Putin. They need to not he scared of Farage, so calling him out on day 2 is good to see.

I think he's starting or has started a podcast. The world needs to hear more from the born-again Christian who, given his instrumental role in Brexit, is more responsible than most for what's happened to his party.

I'm afraid it is!

Steve Baker has taken losing his seat well then, the absolute fucking wombat.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/05/the-left-revolt-against-labour-is-significant-and-the-party-ignores-that-at-its-peril The rat has thoughts.

End of the Copa America for Brazil. Good news for us.

Fuck. Off. !

Oof.

Imagine being either Reform or Green/Libdem. "I just cannot make my mind up between Nigel Farage and Ed Davey. Nigel this time!"

Thread. @Kid Dynamite

That absolute clown selecting an injured LB who hasn't played in 4 months, and has a history of breaking down when returning from injury, for a one month long competition. And then deciding that he was the only player required in that position. So now the only player from our faltering attack that you could say was functioning remotely well, is moved to the wrong side and the wrong end of the pitch. Arsehole.

You're right, it was the Tuesday or Wednesday post election.

Starmer has announced a news conference for after this morning's cabinet meeting. Wonder if there's some snap policy announcement coming? There probably won't be, but they've played things pretty close to New Labour so far, and day 1 for them brought the BOE independence thing which was a total surprise - hadn't been in the manifesto or mentioned at all during the campaign. We'll see, probably not.

Wait how are you not Ronaldo's NUMBER ONE fan? He's the ultimate show pony footballer. A one-man step over machine in his pomp. It's like he was made in a lab to appeal to you.

That's right, aye. Big into rehabilitation, which will be a nice contrast to the lock them all up and throw away the key bullshit from the other side.

He's gonna have his work cut out. Some suggestion that one of the reasons Sunak went early on the election is that the prisons overcrowding crisis is about to come to a head.