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I don't categorise that as a pun. It's social commentary.

Every bati's a gol.

The "rebuild of conservatism" is going exactly as I'd hoped.

The Tories listening to Frost while they were in power was a blight on all of us. Them listening to him now is absolutely fine. He's hopeless.

Thread. The batshit avengers have assembled. The Popupar Conservatives, most of whom weren't popular enough to retain their seats last week, are meeting to discuss next steps, and you won't be surprised to hear that they don't think they need to move back to the centre. Truss hasn't turned up, and they've had to get Braverman to join. The upcoming leadership contest and period in the wilderness promises to be epic.

This is Toontastic's version of Farmville basically. THE WORST.

I don't know a lot about this story, but on the face of it it is fucking CRAZY that this bloke is reffing a Euro semi at all, but particularly one with a lad playing that has previously called him a match fixer.

Covid got people three ways. Some people died from it, some people got long covid or other permanent damage to their bodies, and some people had their brains completely fucking melted by online conspiracies about covid.

When you're so much of a conspiracy theorist that you completely misinterpret the Wimbledon crowd. What a fucking helmet this bloke is.

Pleased he's got back on his feet cos he spent all his cash and was on the bones of his arse before he got the job at Burnley, from what I read at the time.

Has anyone noticed btw that she's had to moderate her accent? She used to call schools skewls. For a while, even after she got the shadow education gig. They're now schools.

Hawk tewah marra. Spirrin that thing!

It's full to the brim with hockle is what I've heard.

If she's in the final two when it goes to the membership, this wacky bitch will get the job cos she's the only one left that's as mental as them. It'll be the end of them.

I was reading a list earlier on and there's loads of pure dickheads that have gone. Someone needs to do a declaration compilation of all 200+ Tories that lost their seats. I'd pay a fiver for a digital download.

The party is saying it's with Twitter support and they didn't do it.

The @Conservatives official Tory Party Twitter account has been deleted and nobody knows why.

We might need to temporarily CLOSE THE BORDERS on here, if this Chinese invasion continues. Either that or the mods are gonna have to set up a rota system patrolling TT's white cliffs.

Might need to click into the screenshot of the article to get it in all its glory.

There's no one white that's mad enough for the membership. Unless Danny Kruger somehow ends up in the last two. Incidentally, Prue Leith doesn't get anywhere near enough shit for popping that nutcase out of her fanny. She should get at least one cake slammed in her face on every episode of Bake Off.