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He's a cavapoo. 1st generation cavapoo mam and poodle dad. I think they call it F1B. You know the drill ewerk. Get a photo posted. Join the hashtag.

#wankers

Is there anything better than a dog, man? What a fucking legend.

FYI. Your daughter sending me endless PMs was not an "online situation" and I reject that characterisation.

We're gonna have to start having Toontastic Slimmer of the Month.

Not wanting to add to things but did you see the headlines about Roblox yesterday? There was an article on the guardian.

Thanks for that. A disappointing lack of culture war issues raised. Where is Labour's Minister for Common Sense?!

Musk making it impossible to read anything beyond one post if you don't have an account on his stupid site is just the icing on the cake for what an arsehole he is.

"Hellowuh Robertowuh" These mongs take basic politeness as a long held love of their club.

Good man, but wtf are you watching?

I can feel a diss track coming on.

Regarding "Swiftgate". I'm fucking sick of "The News Agents" as well btw. Formerly quality journalists who are now just as obsessed with the drama as Laura K is. Last night's episode was about whether they've broken a manifesto promise by raising Employer's NIC. No lads. They haven't. But well done on breathing further life into Tory talking points.

You and ewerk are the grime artists. If you want to do a track with MC Bus Pass, that's up to you.

They've discontinued the Focus btw so I've got a big decision to make next September. Could be a Capri.

Pensionermobile.

Driving round like a couple of Grime artists.

Aye I almost said "I hope he wins the world cup" when I posted that, but it's not like that paper wouldn't expect to be forgiven for every shitty thing they'd written about the bloke if he did.

BTW if you were wanking over Charlie Dimmock in the 90s, that's your business and nothing anyone says should sully those memories. The peak era of the lads' mag girl and you picked old scruffy rough hands Dimmock. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Google Kathleen Turner.

She absolutely wasn't like. She was one for the granddads who couldn't believe there was a lass on their gardening show with no bra on.

Also, generally speaking PL clubs don't come knocking for up and coming English coaches without big club experience. They'd rather appoint someone like Lampard or a coach from abroad. There's definitely logic to the whole plan, but they appear to have abandoned it on its first road test.

The Daily Mail's take. I fucking despise the press in this country.

It was meant to be this "England DNA" thing though, where they're literally identified as a good young coach and groomed for the top job. But the FA hasn't got the balls to follow through when there are shiny baubles to be won.

Three days ago, this cunt was making the case for Pep for England. Today he thinks the England manager should be English. Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the Chief Football Writer at the Daily Telegraph.