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what the fuck is happening here?

Exactly. I can just imagine him waddling into the bar with his bit of paper, humming the Flight of the Valkyries.

He's like the Fire Warden at work who suddenly thinks he's king shit when he's got his tabard on. He should be a supermarket security guard or a metro inspector, and nowhere near being one of the 650 people that decide how the country is run.

Jon Stewart brilliant as always. I hadn't seen some of the mad Biden shit he has in this video.

Enfermez vos filles!

England vs either of these.

We've got just the teammate for him.

The people in charge of running the Tory leadership contest can't even run a contest for who gets to be the next chief desk-banger. Meanwhile, Labour quietly gets on with the business of government. This is EXACTLY what Starmer keeps talking about. This, and the Braverman stuff, and the Badenoch stuff. The self serving politics of performance. They haven't learned a fucking thing.

He has the name of a male model.

she's fucking horrendous. If I was Sunak, I'd have pushed my chair back, stood up, and told her to fucking sort it out cos I'm off to California.

You can definitely overdo this sort of thing, and it probably has a shelf life, but I'm enjoying the incompetence of the last lot being called out.

He needs a glow-up. He's like Parliament's Doogie Howser at the minute. I hope he turns up after summer recess with corn rows or a Phil Foden cut.

I mean his hair is fucking ridiculous. There's no excuse for that.

30 years. 😭

Aye, a lad called Sam Carling. He's from the North East. He went on BBC Breakfast at the weekend and the bloke interviewing him was a bit of a fucking prick: https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/youngest-mp-bbc-breakfast-interview-sam-carling-b2575466.html

Keep ploughing your pretend farms, DICKHEADS.

I don't categorise that as a pun. It's social commentary.

Every bati's a gol.

The "rebuild of conservatism" is going exactly as I'd hoped.

The Tories listening to Frost while they were in power was a blight on all of us. Them listening to him now is absolutely fine. He's hopeless.

Thread. The batshit avengers have assembled. The Popupar Conservatives, most of whom weren't popular enough to retain their seats last week, are meeting to discuss next steps, and you won't be surprised to hear that they don't think they need to move back to the centre. Truss hasn't turned up, and they've had to get Braverman to join. The upcoming leadership contest and period in the wilderness promises to be epic.

This is Toontastic's version of Farmville basically. THE WORST.