Gemmill

I'd get a full size dog costume and get your lass to take you out for a walk. You can have a shit on the pavement and she legally has to pick it up for you.

Poop Banksy. You're Poopsy.

They're getting a load of shit now for being targeted solely on installations with no thought to whether meters are working. So a large proportion of the meters they've put in, engineer leaves the site without it working, and basically they no longer give a fuck cos box is ticked, meters are installed. Then when you complain, there's no engineers to do fixes cos they're all hell bent on more installations. It took them 2 months to convince themselves mine weren't working, and they wanted another 2 months to send an engineer out but I told them to get fucked, and this lad came out within 2 weeks.

Before you get shirty btw, I'll remind you of these words from Beyoncé from the above song: You know I'm not gon' diss you on the Internet 'Cause my Mama taught me better than that

Your new Toontastic theme tune. A truly fannytastic video.

HMHM is a man known for farting a brown mist onto his bedroom wall iirc.

Here fanny magnet, I've had an engineer out this morning and mine are now fixed. Communicating with the stupid hub thing and the meters are talking to Octopus. Sounds like yours is a more desperate case but just in case you wanted to resume hostilities.

Aye, I wouldn't make personal recommendations/representations for somebody that you know to be a self-sabotaging flaky dickhead who shits himself in public. This kid just needs to grow up.

The club shop should start stocking nappies.

£100m is a lot for 4 to 5 months of cover.

"Rumours circulating in the business world..." Made me instantly think of this: "Up into the business skyyyyy"

Eales: see to it that the HeyChapHereChap fellow never wins a single ballot.

Some well needed balance and common sense.

Needs to get his Casio tuned.

Aye I've seen a few videos on it, and by all accounts the QuadCortex is a big step up on all of the other modellers. I know it's been getting some grief cos it doesn't come with amp models and doesn't contain drives, but assuming you can get other people's captures online and stick your own favourite drive in front of it, it seems a good bit of kit. John Cordy on YouTube has done some videos on it recently and has gigged it in the past week if you wanted to hear his thoughts. He does pretty considered, if a bit rambling, videos on these things.

Oh he's Irish now, is he? This too will be rumbled.

This will be all the evidence RTG needs if we knock them out next week. We're not even trying to hide it this time.

Also, leave Dr Gloom alone. How he gets to work is his business, and his business alone.

I heard Howe's furious that Eales is spending the Anderson money.

"yer can fuuuuuckn get THIS in the palm of yer hand fuuuuuckn geedup!" etc

I went to see her live once cos the ex wife liked her. It was one of those where you end up fancying the fuck out of her just cos of talent and the fact she's got the whole place in the palm of her hand. The place was absolutely packed out with lesbians who clearly felt the same.

The wanderer returns!

I couldn't be fucked with that on boxing day mind. I'm usually sick of the sight of people after Christmas day. Just reading MF's post about all the people coming over was anxiety inducing.