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Paul Merson is one Sky contract extension away from posting one of these.

Aye get that sold. Had a quick investigate and I don't know when this one was released but it's not original pressing by the look of it. There's one similar on ebay for £150.

"Are you coming to bed love?" "I'll be up in a minute... *cracks knuckles*"

Love how CT lives like a 13 year old staying up to watch the first free 10 minutes of porn in his own house.

Nice one chaps, will look into it.

I should look into this. The top of the back sleeve has come away, I think the glue has just failed, but I know this one plays fine.

You've not heard Babyface until you've heard it by the Muppet chickens.

That's it I'm afraid. The two on the right must have been my sister's and I can't recommend either of the two on the left.

Just the 7 inches are we talking about?

Nice one.

There's a numbered Beatles White Album there. Number 128,252. Complete with lyric sheet and pictures of the band.

Got a Cud picture disk here as well lads. And a green vinyl Mega City Four 7 inch. This is the jewel in the crown though.

7 inch: Stop me if you think you've heard this one before / Pretty girls make graves Panic / vicar in a tutu William it was really nothing / please please please let me get what I want The Boy with the thorn in his side / Asleep Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me / Rusholme Ruffians Heaven knows I'm miserable now /Suffer little children Hand in Glove / Handsome Devil Sheila Take A Bow / Is it really so strange And something called The Smiths Help I need Somebody where the name of the band on the actual vinyl is The Patels. Uh oh Morrissey, early warning signs. 12 inch: I started something I couldn't finish /pretty girls make graves / some girls are bigger than others White vinyl: Sheila take a bow / is it really so strange / sweet and tender hooligan Blue clear vinyl: There's a light that never goes out / the queen is dead Orange clear vinyl: Some girls are bigger than others / frankly Mr shankly / the draize train Clear vinyl: Cemetery gates / golden lights Still ill / reel around the fountain / please, please, please... Green tie dye looking vinyl: Shoplifters of the world unite / half a person / london

Cheers I'll have a look at this. I was thinking the bloke will just rip us off but I don't actually care. If I price them all up on that discogs so I've got some idea if he's just totally taking the piss, after that he can bend me over and take liberties as he pleases.

Alreet Fonzy.

I actually don't have much idea what to do with these. I don't have a record player so can't check if they still play OK, so it would just be a case of selling them in a you get what you get basis, but not sure if I'm comfortable doing that. They'll probably just go nowhere if I need to give them some sort of rating. The sleeves are pristine mind, they look brand new cos they've just been in a document box for the last 30 years.

It's all thriller, no filler. What a year.

Shakira innit.

£50 OBO.

Just found a bunch of Smiths vinyl singled that I forgot I had. Some clear or orange see through vinyl and shit. The highest value on discogs so far is £50 odd. I can see these fuckers getting listed. Also found this, which is going nowhere:

Aye it'll be a non starter if those are the sort of numbers we're talking about.

I don't know if this is right. Unless it affects my pensionable income then it shouldn't make any difference.

A TERRIBLE take. They're both fairly fucking harrowing though so it might set you off bawling.

VLOOKUPS?! The real ones know that it's XLOOKUP all the way now. Way to EMBARRASS yourself.