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Aye, I wouldn't make personal recommendations/representations for somebody that you know to be a self-sabotaging flaky dickhead who shits himself in public. This kid just needs to grow up.

The club shop should start stocking nappies.

£100m is a lot for 4 to 5 months of cover.

"Rumours circulating in the business world..." Made me instantly think of this: "Up into the business skyyyyy"

Eales: see to it that the HeyChapHereChap fellow never wins a single ballot.

Some well needed balance and common sense.

Needs to get his Casio tuned.

Aye I've seen a few videos on it, and by all accounts the QuadCortex is a big step up on all of the other modellers. I know it's been getting some grief cos it doesn't come with amp models and doesn't contain drives, but assuming you can get other people's captures online and stick your own favourite drive in front of it, it seems a good bit of kit. John Cordy on YouTube has done some videos on it recently and has gigged it in the past week if you wanted to hear his thoughts. He does pretty considered, if a bit rambling, videos on these things.

Oh he's Irish now, is he? This too will be rumbled.

This will be all the evidence RTG needs if we knock them out next week. We're not even trying to hide it this time.

Also, leave Dr Gloom alone. How he gets to work is his business, and his business alone.

I heard Howe's furious that Eales is spending the Anderson money.

"yer can fuuuuuckn get THIS in the palm of yer hand fuuuuuckn geedup!" etc

I went to see her live once cos the ex wife liked her. It was one of those where you end up fancying the fuck out of her just cos of talent and the fact she's got the whole place in the palm of her hand. The place was absolutely packed out with lesbians who clearly felt the same.

The wanderer returns!

I couldn't be fucked with that on boxing day mind. I'm usually sick of the sight of people after Christmas day. Just reading MF's post about all the people coming over was anxiety inducing.

Pretty sure that bloke was taking the piss about PL and CL matches, lads.

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here.

A garlic bread "recipe". What mysteries could this contain?!

How about some humility that a club with a sinkhole in the middle of its pitch has lasted two rounds longer than they did?

Nails like Flo Jo by the time he retired.

That's drinks sorted.

I don't know why you lads are wasting your time here. @Christmas Tree the floor is yours.