Gemmill

He's better than that knacker we sold to Saudi.

wykiki is Toontastic's Brian Potter. Forget about the bike, from now on I picture him going everywhere on a mobility scooter with his beige Lord Anthony anorak on, happy with nothing and no one that he sees.

Whatever, you casting couch slutbucket.

I would probably have been a big film star, so I would have been fine.

The best time to be alive for travel would have been the 50s and 60s. Fit air stewardesses, no mass tourism. The only problem for you would be that Domino's hotdog stuffed crust wouldn't exist yet.

Anderson would be getting 15 to 20 minutes max per game. Best thing that ever happened to him was June 30th.

Feel like pua shit just want him back x

Margaret Qualley is Andie McDowell's daughter btw. 80s or 90s throwback beauty.

Which one has the best colliery switch?

The Woman of the Hour was decent on Netflix. About "the Dating Game Killer".

I'll remind you who stepped forward when we needed to beat Brighton to secure CL qualification. And we howked them. Not like that shite you served up on Saturday.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/oct/20/mohammed-bin-salman-newcastle-united-takeover-saudi-arabia-football

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby.

We need to contact the Vatican about getting Toonpack canonised.

We could have, but we'd have increased our PSR breach on PSR deadline day, instead of removing it, and we'd now be looking at a points deduction.

Uncle Grimmy needs some uppers.

The chances of us getting a top striker that gets into the team ahead of Wilson in the January window are very slim.

Our problem at the minute is goals - we could have been out of sight yesterday well before they scored with more cutting edge. Barnes came on yesterday and is immediately a mayhem maker in the final third. He's a state registered agent of chaos. Even when he's not cutting in, he's a threat and he puts defenders to decisions. I'd much sooner have that than a lad who can track back better but offers very little going forward.

Pleased to hear everyone's OK and hope you're alright PL, and can get the car sorted without any drama. Lads, I think it might be time to get granddad off the road.

I will say this though. Howe is gonna have to knock this business of Murphy starting ahead of Barnes on the head. Barnes on the wrong side of the pitch is a better bet than Murphy going forward, and it's not even close.

Aye. Fuck me. 5 points off second place and playing more than well enough to win today, lads.

IF ONLY you could claim to be that.

Played 5, 10 points, 6th in the table when Gloom took over. Played 8, 12 points, 8th in the table when he leaves. The love child of Steve Bruce and Liz Truss.

Is it not Meenzer's go? I'll do it if he doesn't want to, but that's the season over for the rest of you. It's rocket launchers once I get going.

I haven't started any threads and DON'T YOU DARE step to me like this.