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We'll know he's not doing a good job when the chairman replaces him. Until then, I would assume he's making progress on all of the key strategic objectives, even if we're not getting public pronouncements about them. As for his personality, he seems an amiable enough dweeb of a bloke. He's pretty inoffensive.

You would expect that from Koi though.

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role.

Haha up yours Arteta.

His attitude is fucking stinking at the minute.

I'll not be going to the cinema for it. I'll stream it when it turns up online.

That's right buddy! USA NUMBER ONE! Know your place, "Georgies"!

It's a picture of the reason why they no longer build the bowuts on that river.

Paqueta must have big money on West Ham's pass completion being sub 50%.

West Ham look absolutely terrible.

Boro people are just normal people. By contrast it's hard to find a mackem that hasn't got "that mackem thing" about them. The chip on the shoulder, the little bit too matey, the shit cheeky chappy patter.

I'll be watching this.

Make sure no one's using your new dialup first though.

I'm getting 265mpbs whilst also streaming something on the telly. So aye I'd get on the phone.

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.

Are you still on holiday?! What is this madness?!

45 is his favourite president.

Police found his hat at the scene apparently.

Cant believe Paul Young's got himself caught up in this.

He's addicted to puns, and that was the punning addict's equivalent of injecting heroin between your toes.

What a tosser, but also what a bunch of fucking planks that they're drawn to arsekissers like this. "Guys, I'm not saying this just to break my 'likes' PB but I tell you what, I ruddy well hate Newcastle United. I'm shaking my fist as I type this, I'm so annoyed by them. What do you lads think? Am I right to feel this way?" Eeee marra yer one of us. In some that would come across neeydy as fuck, desperate, and frankly pathetic but with you, it comes across as genuine.

There isn't a person on this forum wouldn't rather attend that, than go and see The Muffled Jackhammers or whoever you've got on your rotation this week.

I haven't read up on the new format, but aye, what the fuck is that. That's not a competition, it's the back of a band's tour t-shirt.

I saw the Cure there. It was dropping to bits by the end but aye, shame it went. CT would argue that Wonder Bar is an upgrade though.