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Ah fuck that's really sad. I'm just one episode in to S2 atm. I almost didn't want to watch S2 cos I didn't want to see all the stuff with his crash and that. That's tragic about that young lad though.

6 month suspended sentence for Huw Edwards. "SUSPENDED SENTENCE?!"

I know most of you lot have cancelled your licence fees cos the BBC is full of fake lefty news, but for those that haven't the Flintoff Field of Dreams thing is a canny watch. Be warned though there is an asylum seeker on it, so if you haven't cancelled your licence fees yet, this might push you over the edge.

Just tell her. She knows.

Belligerent with a hard G btw. Doesn't even know what the words he's reading out means.

Strong recommend for this little thing if you're wanting to dip your toe into amp/effect modelling. It's got 7 of the full Helix's amp models on there, and then four each of the full Helix's delay/distortion/modulation/reverb models. Piece of absolute piss to use. Turn the centre dial to pick the amp you want, then turn the four effects dials to pick a distortion / delay / mod / reverb or combo of the above. Once you're within a certain effect (say boost), the more you turn clockwise, the more boost you get until it flips into overdrive, and the same again. There's even a 30 second looper on there if you turn the delay knob all the way to the right. It's got stereo line out and also a headphone jack on the side. Also a USB in so you can plug it into your phone / tablet / PC and the sound from that will come through the headphones too. All for the absolute bargain price of £180. There's an edit program where you can go in and tweak all the amp and effects settings just like you would on a real Helix too, if you can be fucked. But it's the simplicity of not having to do any of that to get a good sound which is the best thing about it.

I think we can leave the private jet tracking until January, Dave.

Paul Merson is one Sky contract extension away from posting one of these.

Aye get that sold. Had a quick investigate and I don't know when this one was released but it's not original pressing by the look of it. There's one similar on ebay for £150.

"Are you coming to bed love?" "I'll be up in a minute... *cracks knuckles*"

Love how CT lives like a 13 year old staying up to watch the first free 10 minutes of porn in his own house.

Nice one chaps, will look into it.

I should look into this. The top of the back sleeve has come away, I think the glue has just failed, but I know this one plays fine.

You've not heard Babyface until you've heard it by the Muppet chickens.

That's it I'm afraid. The two on the right must have been my sister's and I can't recommend either of the two on the left.

Just the 7 inches are we talking about?

Nice one.

There's a numbered Beatles White Album there. Number 128,252. Complete with lyric sheet and pictures of the band.

Got a Cud picture disk here as well lads. And a green vinyl Mega City Four 7 inch. This is the jewel in the crown though.

7 inch: Stop me if you think you've heard this one before / Pretty girls make graves Panic / vicar in a tutu William it was really nothing / please please please let me get what I want The Boy with the thorn in his side / Asleep Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me / Rusholme Ruffians Heaven knows I'm miserable now /Suffer little children Hand in Glove / Handsome Devil Sheila Take A Bow / Is it really so strange And something called The Smiths Help I need Somebody where the name of the band on the actual vinyl is The Patels. Uh oh Morrissey, early warning signs. 12 inch: I started something I couldn't finish /pretty girls make graves / some girls are bigger than others White vinyl: Sheila take a bow / is it really so strange / sweet and tender hooligan Blue clear vinyl: There's a light that never goes out / the queen is dead Orange clear vinyl: Some girls are bigger than others / frankly Mr shankly / the draize train Clear vinyl: Cemetery gates / golden lights Still ill / reel around the fountain / please, please, please... Green tie dye looking vinyl: Shoplifters of the world unite / half a person / london

Cheers I'll have a look at this. I was thinking the bloke will just rip us off but I don't actually care. If I price them all up on that discogs so I've got some idea if he's just totally taking the piss, after that he can bend me over and take liberties as he pleases.

Alreet Fonzy.

I actually don't have much idea what to do with these. I don't have a record player so can't check if they still play OK, so it would just be a case of selling them in a you get what you get basis, but not sure if I'm comfortable doing that. They'll probably just go nowhere if I need to give them some sort of rating. The sleeves are pristine mind, they look brand new cos they've just been in a document box for the last 30 years.

It's all thriller, no filler. What a year.

Shakira innit.