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PS tell Spencer that TT says FUCK OFF.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Tindle's ex-cleaner might not be that clued in on current goings-on in Eddie Howe's life.

I'd be amazed if Howe isn't top of their list. Howe constantly talks about how everything for him is about working with players every day and seeing where he can make improvements to their game. Which is absolutely not what the England job would offer him. However, the England job would offer him a crack at the World Cup in two years with a brilliant squad of players, so there are other temptations. There's also the complete unknown of whether the offer will ever come your way again if you knock it back once. I'm talking myself into believing he might take it if it's offered.

Good for him and good for the team, I reckon. He hands the whole thing over in so much of a better state than he inherited it. Am I right in recalling that he was appointed at the end of a long search in which the FA just kept getting knockbacks, and Southgate was seen as an interim?

Maid on Netflix is really good. About a lass who grabs her kid and runs away from her abusive fella in the middle of the night, and the nightmare of homelessness/navigating the US benefit/social housing/legal system that follows. It sounds really depressing and at times it really is, but well worth a watch. Based on a book by the lass who it all actually happened to. The main lass in it (who is brilliant) is 90s smokeshow Andie McDowell's daughter, and McDowell plays her mam in it. She's one of the few that hasn't pumped her face full of filler and botox as she's aged, and she looks all the better for it.

The fucking idiots like Big Lugs Marco Rubio (seriously check the size of that cunt's ears he's like Dumbo) claiming God stepped in to save Trump. Would God not have just fixed it so the engine didn't start on the kid's car? Or that he fell trying to climb on the roof and sprained his ankle. Why would God let the kid get shots off and just give Trump's massive head a little twist at the last second, allowing others to die in the process. Religion is a straight up mental illness.

Teresa May ffs. Like an illustration from a Roald Dahl book. The instruction here has to be "just don't stand with your legs together" and these fucking melons hear "make an equilateral triangle".

This was her at her absolute peak, still riding high, and being asked to squat for a photo and not having the brains to say no.

She can't even fucking stand like a normal person man. Her in that photo looks slightly less mental than she did at the count on election night. Most importantly though, she is a fucking nobody at these events. She'll get a speech or two to deliver to half empty halls, and she'll completely fluff them cos she's a totally uninspiring neckend at the podium. I hope she goes back to her hotel room each day feeling utterly bereft and empty and wondering where it all goes from here, the grifting clown.

I'd be a bit worried that he's one of those that played his best football as a youngster. But I'm sure we'll do our homework. I see Madueke and Bowen are being looked at apparently. Would be a shame to help Chelsea out with PSR, but I wouldn't be surprised if they still need to move lads like him on. He looks a decent player.

Three cheers for the national obesity crisis!

Right got you. And aye, as Alex says, if you're amplifying vile shit, and no doubt encouraging others to do the same, your motives are irrelevant.

Who or what is it supposed to be a parody of? Twitter is an absolute cesspit. Scratch the surface of most tweets, and delve into the replies, and you will see some absolutely vile shit. And since Musk took the place over, basically nothing is against their rules.

I'm gonna start calling you Fleetwood Mac.

That is actually fucking mental to watch. It's like you're playing against the computer on an early version of Fifa, and it does something completely fucking batshit when it's in an attacking position.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/15/democrats-joe-biden-maga?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other I've seen a LOT of this in twitter accounts I follow. People who you think are reasonable people on the Democrat side who have fully lost it since the debate. People that now react like MAGA people to any criticism of Biden. It's all very weird.

This cheeky cunt admitted in his autobiography that England just wasn't a priority for him. He opted out of the 2002 World Cup so he could focus on Liverpool, and when McClaren was desperate and asked him to come back, he refused. So I suppose he'd at least be well informed as to what it looks like when England players don't turn up at big tournaments.

It doesn't matter what side the shooter is from. He could have turned up in a Trump 2024 t shirt, a MAGA hat, and have a social media history full of pro-Trump content, and they'd still claim it was done on Biden's orders. As it stands, it sounds like he's just a fucked up kid.

There's no way it wasn't a genuine assassination attempt. The cover up is basically impossible.

Sounds like the Football Governance Bill will be in this week's King's Speech and Nandy is talking about it being something they get passed early on. External, independent oversight could be coming soon to the Premier League.

Not a fucking clue.

Their conversations will contain a record number of uses of the words "I shit you not..."

I can just see his bald fucking stupid head emerging from the water like Brando in Apocalypse Now.

There was one match he played him for 105 minutes man.