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I have, aye. Although I can't remember exactly what was said!

ONLY 18 TO 20% OF $930BN?!?!

"Dan, this is Reuben..." "Mr Amarim. Nice to meet you. Am...." "Am...a....wait a second...you'll like this " ".... Amahub."

I must admit, I don't know a lot about the cap, but when I saw this today I thought what the fuck would you do that for?

This is very effective.

Said it the other day, I still think she wins. I think they're gonna go wild in the aisles on ads this last week too. She's raised $1.5 BILLION. They're absolutely rolling in cash.

His little cunt mate Redban who you could tell was just a horrible little shit.

Actually decent comedians would go on there at one time if they had somethibg coming out though. Burr has been on, and Jeselnik. Burr used to do my head in going on about how clued up Rogan was and how he researched stuff. Did he fuck. He would say something completely mental, and go "that could totally be true". That was his research.

Massive exposure if you've got something to plug re Cox. Before covid, Rogan's podcast was still mad stoner shit mostly, but it was harmless. He's another one whose brain went in the big covid liquidiser.

He was a pretty shit stand-up who appeared on a sitcom in the US. He's big into his MMA so he got a job as co-comms on the UFC and is a bit of a figurehead for that organisation. Then he started a podcast, basically him out of his mind stoned chatting to fellow comics. Rambling 3 hour episodes where they talk about how aliens built the pyramids and various conspiracy theories. Harmless, stupid shit. This gets really popular and because of his UFC connections and predilection for conspiracy, the Venn diagram between his listeners and young MAGA has pretty sizeable crossover. Then Spotify come along and offer him a scandalous amount of money to move his podcast to Spotify. Like 100m or something ridiculous. He moves to Austin, Texas, opens his own comedy club, and a bunch of other comics (the not very good ones, I assume) migrate there, and it seems to become this personal Rogan echo chamber. They release a special, and they go on his podcast, and it guarantees lots of people will watch. In turn they don't say anything bad about Rogan. He becomes increasingly wacky during covid, antivax, etc. Then most recently he endorses RFK Jr. Now he just had Trump on.

Cast have joined Richard Ashcroft as Oasis support.

"Listen, Man Utd might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ruud's at the wheel, man. He's doing it."

One mention of swallow and CT is transported back to that finger suckjob he got in Oz nightclub in 1983. His sexual awakening.

Have you watched Hip Hop Evolution on Netflix?

As MF says, if this results in Southgate going there, there are no losers outside of Man United's own fan group.

Bastards. I'm gutted about this. He was just about to turn a corner with them.

Aye you're right. I couldn't remember what the other joke was, but that was it.

I don't think it's on that video but I saw another clip of his podcast where he's talking about one of his mental conspiracy theories about the way a building blew up. Anyway he goes "I'm obviously not a bomb expert.." and his guest, quick as a flash goes, "you should see your act". He's properly wounded by it. Can't laugh convincingly, can't think of anything to say in response, just sits there getting laughed at and eventually starts doing this fake laugh and "OMG so brutal" type patter. The prick.

Oooo oof wykiki has got the claws out for Howe now. There's no coming back from this. We've seen this before.

This is what I watched. It's half an hour but if you hate Joe Rogan, it's a good watch.

It's Sky. Everything that happens today is better than what happened yesterday. Expect more of the same from tomorrow. I know he's not on Sky Sports anymore, but Jim White learned his "everything's a game changer" patter through working for them for years. Bob Mortimer captures his essence perfectly.

Aye, apparently the vast majority of Pennsylvania's Latino community is Puerto Rican. Talk about blasting one into your own net. I watched a demolition of Rogan's most recent comedy special last week. A Netflix live event in which he absolutely bombed and about two thirds of the way through, completely abandoned his set cos it was going so badly and resorted to rehashing jokes from his act 15 years ago, and stealing jokes from former UFC fighter turned temporary stand-up Brendan Schaub. He's always been a shit stand-up, but this was something else.

When TP blows this, the Arsenal thread is mine. I literally just came in here to post that only to find my name being brought into disrepute by Son of Sutcliffe. Disgusting.

One of the best passes in PL history according to Carragher. The only place that cunt is irresistible is in an Appalachian hill town, and even then only to his cousins.

Messi-esque, that pass, according to Lineker. Give me Joe Willock's outside of the boot pass to play in Isak over that, any day. The kid is very good, but these pundits never learn about bigging up the new lad coming through.