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Breakthrough in contract talks with Mr Huffy according to Hope. Maybe we'll see a sudden uptick in his output.

There's a suggestion that the case has long since been decided, and no one can understand the delayed announcement. One possible reason for delay could be them consulting on an alternative version of the rules to replace the one that failed under Man City's challenge.

I rate this rumour "Sean Longstaff strong".

Screenshot the rumourmonger, monger. It's footballinsider247, isn't it?

One of Toontastic's all time, hall of fame walkbacks. Fake news Craig.

Let's get some screenshots baby!

Is this footballinsider247 strong, or even stronger than that?

I would honestly rather dress as a dog than tentatively reach back there blind with Ken Dodd's tickle stick. It would take a full day for the grimace to leave my face.

You've fucked up with your rating here CT. Imagine the same film, but Wham instead of the Beatles. You've given yourself nowhere to go.

I'd get a full size dog costume and get your lass to take you out for a walk. You can have a shit on the pavement and she legally has to pick it up for you.

Poop Banksy. You're Poopsy.

They're getting a load of shit now for being targeted solely on installations with no thought to whether meters are working. So a large proportion of the meters they've put in, engineer leaves the site without it working, and basically they no longer give a fuck cos box is ticked, meters are installed. Then when you complain, there's no engineers to do fixes cos they're all hell bent on more installations. It took them 2 months to convince themselves mine weren't working, and they wanted another 2 months to send an engineer out but I told them to get fucked, and this lad came out within 2 weeks.

Before you get shirty btw, I'll remind you of these words from Beyoncé from the above song: You know I'm not gon' diss you on the Internet 'Cause my Mama taught me better than that

Your new Toontastic theme tune. A truly fannytastic video.

HMHM is a man known for farting a brown mist onto his bedroom wall iirc.

Here fanny magnet, I've had an engineer out this morning and mine are now fixed. Communicating with the stupid hub thing and the meters are talking to Octopus. Sounds like yours is a more desperate case but just in case you wanted to resume hostilities.

Aye, I wouldn't make personal recommendations/representations for somebody that you know to be a self-sabotaging flaky dickhead who shits himself in public. This kid just needs to grow up.

The club shop should start stocking nappies.

£100m is a lot for 4 to 5 months of cover.

"Rumours circulating in the business world..." Made me instantly think of this: "Up into the business skyyyyy"

Eales: see to it that the HeyChapHereChap fellow never wins a single ballot.

Some well needed balance and common sense.

Needs to get his Casio tuned.