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That's just a bit of bone pinging off due to my incredibly powerful ligaments. That's not a break.

If you don't already have loans that they would be replacing (at zero interest), there's no benefit to you because your spending is still curtailed by all the other rules around allowable losses, etc. The benefit comes from the avoidance of material interest charges. These clubs should have a nominal 6% (or higher!) applied to their loans and that should factor into their allowable loss calculation. Currently it doesn't factor in at all.

For clarity, @thebrokendoll is Captain Breadstick.

Take it up with Captain Breadstick. I'm unbreakable, bitch.

Our goal for this season has to be to get back into the top 4/5 and make the CL next season. And then try and repeat the trick again. We're gonna have to bust into this closed shop, because it's very clear that the rules are going to be stacked against us for the foreseeable.

The situation is so ludicrous man. Would you like the rules to change so they are fairer, but they would become fairer by removing a loophole that a majority of the league has benefited from? Yes that sounds like it would be a good thing to do. Ok let's just run that by the majority of clubs.... Yeah, they said no, so we'll need to come up with a set of rules that they like because they get to vote on them, and we won't get them through otherwise. This is a multi billion pound operation being run like a mafia round table.

Get some Everton fans in to shout at them.

There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too. Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone.

Aye it's been doing this on and off for a couple of weeks. It's currently on a go slow though.

There's nothing funny about a sprained ankle, lads. NOTHING.

Your single excuse was "I don't want to", but "I genuinely don't have time" would also have worked. He knows those pigs aren't gonna farm themselves.

Alreet Lord Sugar.

"Ten minutes? I'm sorry I have alphabetised bullet points to discuss and we're barely out of the Bs. Let's move on to Bravado, a characteristic particularly close to hy heart. How would you say he's faring there?"

Exactly, it's his first year of school. Nothing really matters. You need to know that he's got mates, he doesn't have behavioural issues, and he isn't fucking anything up. That's it.

My lass likes these ones cos the timer has a hard cutoff at 10 minutes and if flips to the next parent's. So you don't have to deal with the parents who want a full half hour debrief on their kid, knowing full well that there are another 30 in the class to get through.

That includes the sheilas.

Everyone under the age of 30 in Australia has bleached hair and the homemade version of the carpet remnant haircut tbf.

RIP.

Tensions are HIGH regarding this Jilly Cooper series. One man's bonkfest is another man's borefest.

The Mail's idea of non woke food is anything that was available during rationing.

"... AND MY AXE! L"

I've mentioned it on here before, but I used to work with a Polish lad who was saying there was a point in the last ten or so years when he realised, travelling between here and Poland, that it had flipped and he now felt like he was going back to a better run country with better infrastructure when he was headed to Poland, rather than before when he'd felt that when he came here.

We haven't really been put to the test with a big offer. We tried to sell Gordon in the summer though.

Yeah, that's how it works.