Gemmill

Fair play to this ref, he's got the card out every time he should have for this lot. Not something you see very often at all.

Fuck off man. And fuck off Tyldesley: "OH SO SLICK!" One of the most embarrassing pieces of commentary I've ever heard.

Miles off but there's more goals in this for us.

Get in!

Gakpo looking at Nunez like "are you taking the fucking piss mate?"

Massive deflection completely ignored by these two fucking melons on comms.

Fuck.

That dirty fucking cunt Van Dyk.

Should have been 2 nil. Fuck!

Get in!

These two speaking with genuine heartfelt regret in their voices that Liverpool haven't turned up and completely fucking steamrollered us yet.

Well we're working some opportunities tonight.

Unlucky there for Murphy.

We're properly wasting some decent dead ball situations so far.

Commentator not happy with a Liverpool player getting booked. Here mate, FUCK. OFF.

Get that little argie snapped, Joe.

"This is their sprint relay team, now can they pass the baton" I'm gonna assume that sounded better in his head.

Need to at least be getting a shot away there.

Canny of them to let these two Liverpool Fanzone lads do the main comms.

Murphy in for Willock.

My mate lost his keys on a night out once, but didn't realise it until he'd got to his front door, mortal, with his takeaway chicken tikka masala in his hand. When we pulled up at the house in the taxi a bit later, he'd fallen asleep on the doorstep and he looked like he'd been murdered cos the scruffy cunt had eaten the bright red curry with his bare hands.

Prepare your anuses because this country is about to get even more mental.

He's never been the same since Amanda Baby left.

South Korea were just concerned you lads had run out of things to fill your nappies about.