Gemmill

Murphy in for Willock.

My mate lost his keys on a night out once, but didn't realise it until he'd got to his front door, mortal, with his takeaway chicken tikka masala in his hand. When we pulled up at the house in the taxi a bit later, he'd fallen asleep on the doorstep and he looked like he'd been murdered cos the scruffy cunt had eaten the bright red curry with his bare hands.

Prepare your anuses because this country is about to get even more mental.

He's never been the same since Amanda Baby left.

South Korea were just concerned you lads had run out of things to fill your nappies about.

6 months down the line, people on the right would be saying I can't believe Biden hung his son out to to dry. What a weak cunt. Can't believe we ever made him president. I repeat, we're talking about a country that has just voted a felon in as president, and the last time he was president, that same felon pardoned a family member and has just nominated that same family member as US ambassador to France. Proof positive that what Biden has just done is only a big deal if the left makes it a big deal through its usual hand wringing and self flagellation. If the country at large doesn't give a fuck about it, why does the left have to make such a big deal and worry about it's moral high ground. Moral high ground gets you nowhere.

The left just needs to keep turning up in the octagon and putting its dukes up like Gentleman Jim. We're talking about a country that has just voted a 34 count felon in as president. I'm sorry but I'm not interested in hearing how the rest of us just need to fair play our way back into the game.

Cant believe I've actually found one of him in your gear.

Just apologise by PM if you want to keep it on the DL.

Getting paranoid about his hairline. We've all been there.

I mean I assume that's some kind of weird homphobic gesture? I don't suppose he writes I love Jesus on all his other armbands.

I mean all he's done is stop his son from being targeted unfairly and presumably imprisoned for a fairly long time off the back of it. I think you're falling into a bit of a trap here if you're throwing your hands up and going "well now Trump can do WHATEVER he likes", cos Trump is already gonna do whatever he likes. The hand wringing about "ooooh the licence this has given to Trump" needs to stop. The bloke wanted a grooming sex offender as his Attorney General and was already likely going to pardon the Jan 6 lot. I fail to see why Biden should have had to go "Sorry son, you're on your own" to his own kid.

Trump has nominated conspiracy nut Kash Patel to head up the FBI. Honestly that country is gonna fall apart. The lunatics are taking over the asylum.

Agreed. His son is a fucking idiot, no question about it, but he's been singled out and treated differently to anyone else. And this is against the backdrop of all of Trump's court proceedings falling away because he's president again. It's not a great look, but why the fuck would he let his kid get treated like this given that context.

What I wouldn't give for a head of hair like that. I'd take Cilla Black orange hair if that's all that was on offer.

BTW if anyone on here feels they're not on top of their money, I can strongly recommend using YNAB. I've used it for years and years now and every time I drift away from it my money situation goes very quickly to shit. It's an unbelievable tool to get your shit handled with your money.

You're speaking to a man who, whilst training to be an accountant, used to have to go to the Amex desk in Fenwick to withdraw cash to put in his bank to pay the previous month's Amex bill. So proceed with caution on any financial advice I provide. But that shit above is bang on. I need a column in the Chronicle.

Yeah she's wrong. You're asking to pay this single payment two days late which means you've effectively extended the period of your entire loan by 2 days, because your final loan payment will fall two days later than originally planned. That's where the 2 extra days of interest comes from. It's not something they get to repeat every month, it's just 2 days to reflect the fact that your loan period is now 2 days longer.

Just tell them you'll pay the extra 2 days of interest over the course of the loan, and could they please move the payment date. They'll be able to do it, it's just a pain in the arse so they don't want to.

Aye he was being made an example of to get to his dad. He seems like a right fucking idiot.

Shit, hope you feel better soon. Good you got over the swine flu.

Tallest dwarf in the circus.