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At least Kari Lake lost. Twitter is losing people in droves to Bluesky btw. AOC is now over there too. Time to delete your twitter accounts.

Actually, Alex Scott might be the one, although I've just googled her to remind me of her name and apparently football focus ratings have dropped since she's been doing it, so maybe not. That's according to the Daily Mail though.

Lineker is leaving MOTD. Wonder if they'll give it to Chapman now that creepy Jermaine has got the bullet.

Carsley is treating this like every day's toy day, I reckon. It'll be all change when Tommy Twocca gets in.

Aye if he'd replaced German with toothy, I think he's getting a Pride of Britain award. As it stands, he might get his own show on GB News.

Betty was the bike of Bedrock.

Baggsy I'm Captain Caveman.

The mullet wig kid?

The clip just got flipped. CLIPBOARD DOWN!

Someone will break that little cunt's leg one day, and part of the blame for it will go to the refs that have allowed him to get away with all manner of bad fouls and playacting throughout his PL career to date.

I've got a REALLY good feeling about you this week.

Hasn't done anything since we signed him permanently, and should have been sold instead of Anderson. Not my words. The words of KID DYNAMITE.

Deafening boos at the end of the Spurs game yesterday. They may as well get rid of Postecoglou now cos this is never gonna change. He's made it very clear that this is how his teams play and that's that, and the rest of the league has made it very clear that that doesn't really work in a non-farmer's league.

Bruno is terrible at the bow and arrow thing. Always looks like he's pulling on a pair of long lady gloves.

Amorim can't start work tomorrow as planned cos he hasn't got his visa yet. Pretty professional outfit Ratcliffe, Brailsford and Ashworth are running.

Can you smell burning toast?

I love these sample breakdown compilations. Disappointing not to see J-J-J-JIIIIVE BUNNY feature though.

Palace in the bottom 3. Up your bum, Parrish.

I missed this one today. I assume Chris Wood and Elliot Anderson both scored hat tricks and Kid Dynamite dropped dead from a heart attack, rest in peace.

Sounds like an HR, ya hoon! Said in my best Lou Carpenter voice.

It's not the Obafemi Martins one with the batwing doors is it?!

You're too young for a Merc, Andrew. Give it another 30 years.

We're coming for their back door.

4 on the bounce if this holds.