Gemmill

I like big BOOTS and I cannot lie!

He's a fucccchhhhhn rat.

As a man that has worked in financial services since 2007, I cannot relate to these principles, but I respect you for having them.

It's taken a panel of former judges and a proper legal process to arrive at the judgment that the rules are unlawful as well. To which this dickhead's response is "OMG they're UNLAWFUL! WHY have you been following these rules, you FUCKING NERDS!"

Mad old shenanigans in this test match. 823 off 150 overs ffs.

Good luck with the job interview. Absolutely none of my business but taking a pay cut to move to a different career ladder seems like a mental decision at your age? Is your job going to cease to exist or something? Is this out of necessity? You're never gonna make it as a dancer BTW. Forget it.

Pretty moronic tweet.

With your balance, I think that's wise.

The bloke is plainly a cunt. More fool them for having the wool pulled over their eyes by his everyman act.

Sam Coates with the big breaking news that Taylor Swift got special protection from the Met while in London AND Yvette Cooper got 2 free tickets to see Taylor Swift. The breathless way he reports that he can "exclusively reveal" ffs. Starmer's biographer Tom Baldwin had it right when he said he was a bit sick of journalists that have read the members register of interests and think it makes them the new Woodward and Bernstein.

I'll be your hype man. Full kilt and bagpipes. MC Jockanese.

CT can probably arrange for you to settle this via rap battle on the stage at Wonder Bar?

The party membership will be absolute tearing the head off it. It's basically a "how badly would you like to lose the next election" vote now, not that they'll see it that way.

Some of Tugendhat's vote broke to Badenoch. A couple of them have tweeted today to say they were voting for her now Tommy Tit was out.

They've definitely fucked it, by the sound of things. Voting for their second preference because they thought Cleverly was certain to make final two. You know what you do to make sure he's certain to make the final two? Not that.

"MAAAASTERS! YER A FUCCCCHHHHUN RAT!"

They need to gather outside of PL HQ with sparklers.

Starmer's genie is BACK.

Whereabouts in the range do you normally go for with a car purchase?

To me, the main thing that matters is that they won on the rules being unlawful. They're unlawful because they exclude shareholder loans. And it's unlikely that they're just going to say "oh well we'll include them then", because of the impact it would have. So it's back to the drawing board on the APT rules. The PL won on stuff like City saying that the rules were set up to discriminate against gulf state owners, etc. Well done lads, but your rules are still for shit, and you'll need some new ones.

I bet you end up with a Which Best Buy.

Whenever I'm doing owt like this, I sign up for the free trial at Which and pick one of their Best Buys. Might be worth a look on there if you haven't already.

He's talking about you two as some sort of partnership arrangement. If he goes down, he takes you with him, unless you wish to publicly disavow "The King".

"I'M JUST BIG BONED MUTHAFUCKA!"