Gemmill

Are they doing the mixed relay again at this Olympics or is it just men and women separate? The mixed relays in the pool last time we're class.

The ultimate FAKE NEWS poster.

22 officers injured, 3 police dogs, one of them badly burnt. All of these scum are on camera so I hope there's people grassing them up all over the place. Round the cunts up and stick them in Bibby Stockholm if there's no room in the prisons.

This after a week and a half.

wykiki staring down at his foreskin.

I'm really enjoying the Bear S3.

Great race that one. Big gold chance for GB coming up in the 4x200m final.

Short thread. Far right scum gathering outside a mosque in Stockport. Riot police with dogs have been called out, police van is on fire. As far as I'm aware, nobody knows that the killer is Muslim.

Steven Seagal in Under Siege.

Been practising this move all afternoon for IRL use.

Setting aside the fact that the election was 25 days ago, wtf is he meant to have done. Think this probably says more about the kind of ghouls that hang around at the scene of tragedies with their camera phones out. Fucking weird.

@wykikitoon

Watching the archery the other day and they were saying that the targets were SEVENTY METRES away, and that if you're holding the bow to aim, if you lifted your thumb, your nail would be big enough to completely obscure the target. And these motherfuckers are just pinging bullseyes. I'm aware they practice and they're the best around, but it's still ludicrous that anyone can do that.

Platinum blonde baby. In those days. Bald as a fucking coot now.

Fucking LOVE a proper peri-peri. The local bar in Carvoeiro was called Smiler's and Ruth Madoc had a house in town so was a regular in there. This was 1986 so she'd have been near the PEAK of her powers at the time. Used to go there for toasties. Think it was the only place in Portugal with a Breville.

I was TEN, Huw!

I lived in Portugal for a year as a kid. Place called Carvoeiro. I was 10 so I don't remember loads about it, but if my memory is right, it was just fucking pools and beaches, interrupted during the week by school. I think my mam just treated it like she was on holiday for a year. Think that would have been the last time I had an escudo in my hand. Usually to buy a Calippo or knock off cassette tapes from the stall in the town centre.

It was a James May themed wedding tbf.

I'd completely forgotten about escudos.

@PaddockLad

I can accurately predict anybody's age. I use their current age and the single assumption that they age one year for every year that passes. It has yet to let me down. Would you like to hear my prediction for how old 37 year old John Ruddy will be 5 years from now?

They'll all be drawing a pension by the time any of these kids come good.

or 🔥 as they say on twitter. Pleased to see Rayner is not gonna allow this fucking arsehole Badenoch to stand and talk down to her, which she's done twice now in the last week.