Gemmill

MBEUMO

"Don't touch me! I pay your wages!" Police dog graded that as SHITE PATTER and bit the fat cunt.

Absolutely mental when you see normal people trying to do this. And they're going at this pace for basically half a mile.

It's the athletics man. It's fannytastic.

I believe MF turns out for this lot's Masters team.

I really really hope we start seeing Hall at left back.

Have you ever met MF? Basically this:

Keely Hodgkinson up later. Gold medallist in the big ol' caboose competition.

Picturing MF stood watching the lasses going up and down and gutturally muttering trance-like "fuuuuckun bounce on my cock.... yer can fuuuuuuckun bounce on my cock... giddup sausage.... HNGHHHHHHFFFFD"

If I had to guess, I would assume that some other cunt (Chelsea, Liverpool) comes in and gazumps us on personal terms/trophy prospects, but clearly there's ambition and the money to back it up.

She's fucked it! Bounced right out of the trampoline the big dafty.

British trampolining lass goes first with one competitor left to compete. Then you see it's a Chinese lass. I'm bracing for silver here.

Rashford went off injured for them yesterday as well.

There you go, you fannies.

They've got much better with the on screen graphics in the sailing. Olympic sailing on the telly just used to be a load of boats sailing in completely different directions, and at the end Ben Ainslie got handed the gold medal.

I would have loved it if Ingebrigtsen had timed that wrong. What a bell.

MBEUMO FFS. It's bad enough that commentators ALL pronounce it MBUEMO (MBWAYMO). But now we've got you two just chucking an n in for Mbueno. It's no bueno.

Her fucking stupid face throughout.

Meenzer clearly DESPERATE for a look at this lass's arse.

You filthy creeps.

12:07 on iplayer. Finishes 7th in the race Talou wins.

She must have got through as a fastest loser cos she's just been in the second round there. I've taken a picture of her arse bosting out of her shorts to show you all but Andrew's restrictions on photo size has left you all disappointed. She finished 7th. Let's hope Guam have enough to put together a relay team, or she runs in the 200.

Maybe don't let your kids go to town this weekend. The arsehole avengers are assembling.