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Never made the connection before but that's probably why they like Van Dyk so much.

Liverpool and Arsenal would have issued half time press releases condemning the PGMOL if they hadn't got that penalty.

I expect Liverpool will get the inhalers out at half time and be out of sight by the hour mark.

Man United are their first love. I think they'll find it very hard to find time for Liverpool today, when the latest GENIUS manager has just landed at Old Trafford.

Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way.

Paisley Park has taken a battering.

Blade Runner 2049. I watched them both over the past couple of days, and 2049 is way better than the original. Well worth a watch if you haven't bothered with it.

You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness.

Run completed. 4 days without an incident. 17,878 days without a bone break.

15 degrees at 5am here today. Was getting ready to snow this time yesterday.

To be fair, it's actually good to see Man City struggling. I'd prefer they weren't gifting Spurs points, but still.

It is done.

Liverpool are being giftwrapped the title.

Aye the last 24 hours hasn't been very good.

It's a slushy mess here. Looks much nicer round your way.

Lads, I couldn't have been clearer. I was out for a run at 5am while you were all still tucked up in your wee willie winkie nightshirts.

Pissing down snow at the minute, but forecast to be 12 degrees by midnight. Seems normal.

It's suddenly improved, unlike your fucking patter.

We need a long term replacement for Schar, and Howe thinks that's Guehi. Guehi's price is coming down, with 18 months left on his contract, and the summer was probably Parrish's last big chance to take the piss on price - he did just that, but he went too far. In a PSR world, I don't think they can afford to let him just run his contract down and go for nowt, so I think we'll be back at the table in Jan.

Proper fucked last night and today. The bad periods seem to be lasting longer.

FAO THE BREADSTICK COMMUNITY: Got round fine this morning, no incidents. Another day, another no broken bones.

Get off your phone, navy blue granddad.

Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. THE END.

He broke your boner.