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I'm like that lad off street fighter with the Hadoken, but mine come from pelvic thrusts.

You thinking closer to 6?

I permanently output in excess of 3GW of sexual energy, but I don't know if there's any way of converting that into something that can be used to power the grid.

Old people kissing. So gross.

That's the audition queue for The Full Monty.

You're a Sopologist. A Maitlickspittle. And now a Scaramexcuser. You sir, have NO bottom.

Trump was saying heinous shit and Scaramucci signed up for it. He got fired after 11 days, he didn't choose to leave.

That sounded RIDICULOUS in the Gerry Adams voice I use to read all your posts.

Official Tampon supplier? Are you and aimaad hoping for a big delivery?

I hear whining. I don't hear any ideas. And it's a Focus, bitch.

Fucking millennials.

Ah sorry, I was referring to Stuart Stevens who is in that Vanity Fair article. Scaramucci is just a charismatic chancer. He was happy to serve in Trump's administration when he was building a wall, banning Muslims and all the rest of it. I think he's probably not a great person.

Keep Craig out of this.

Man City took the PL to court cos they had a sponsorship deal refused due to the new rules. We acted as witness on their behalf. We don't have to come up with our own separate legal challenge. And we aren't able to use PIF's muscle to our benefit because it's muscle is entirely financial and they've brought rules in specifically to prevent a situation where a PIF comes along and uses its financial muscle. We're all frustrated, but blaming the club because they haven't taken the PL to court, or haven't found a hotel to sell (instead of squad players), is "daddy I want an oompah loompah!" territory. The rules need to change. And Man City's victory will hopefully be the start of that. But if the rules don't change, we're going to go on being frustrated in the short term at the very least.

If the fans go with Mustang Sally as a chant, I hope he stays here 15 years and breaks Shearer's record.

I don't have any issue with the club following the rules. If we break the rules, we'll face points deductions. Whatever Chelsea has done, it's been deemed to be within the rules so far, as far as I'm aware. And we don't have any hotels, or any other assets to sell. The rules that we're following are total bullshit, but they're fairly black and white. There IS no magic wand, so it's not right to criticise the club for not locating it.

Different story making signings that move you away from the relegation zone. A couple of wins get you away from trouble cos no one down there can string two results together. January signings come too late to move you anywhere too far up the league, cos those teams around you also win lots, and they probably don't turn you into a cup winner.

If people want to lose games and get the manager sacked, they can continue this inane practice.

There'll be none of these SHITE nonsense score predictions when I take over match threads. It's that bullshit that's prompted our downturn in fortunes. We were flying before all you knackers started with that. "111 NIL AND ALL GOALS TO BE SCORED BY PLAYERS THAT HAVE LONG SINCE RETIRED OR DIED. 🤭🤭🤭" JUST. FUCKING. RAM IT!

The January window isn't gonna save our season. It'll be hard to sign anyone and March before they're up to speed and ready to start games.

This sounds a lot like the sort of stunt Musk would pull through his PAC.

He's got a reputation though. He's not going to claim it's all rainbows and unicorns if he thinks the opposite.

Read that, fanny magnet. I think she's gonna win. Was listening to the latest episode of that Scaramucci thing earlier. The poll that came out yesterday that has her at 51 v 47, and ahead in the swing states came out at the same time in the cycle for the last election and was something like 0.9% out. It has her ahead with ALL key demographics, with the exception of young men aged 18 to 34 or something. And it has her with a bigger lead than Biden had. The Trump lot have flooded the market with garbage polls to make people panic and to set the scene for another stop the steal scenario.

I have, aye. Although I can't remember exactly what was said!

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