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The always-shit Brendan Clarke-Smith showing why he should never have been an MP or a teacher.

You and @thebrokendoll out in your hoodies like rhubarb and custard.

They're tracking phone locations and all sorts. They'll all be texting one another, so once you lift a couple of them they'll be able to get more from checking their phones. Yes I watch 24 Hours in Police Custody.

He's coming for the Muslims. This is how quickly they can turn.

@LongTimeAdmirerthe Germans have got a 1500m runner called Farken.

Don't worry, it's the CABOOSE show up next. Keeeeelyyyyyyy Hodge-kin-sonnnn!

If they've got "immigration concerns", this is not how you register them.

They set a hotel full of asylum seekers on fire. They've earned the title of racists and they can wear it.

Boro coppers not fucking about. And yes there are people in the replies saying it's police abuse that they didn't let him pull his shorts up.

Dazzler responds "Mmfff hmmmff mmmmfff" Think he's got his mouth full.

Michael Johnson testing the colour settings on TVs across the country. Holy shit.

This is probability of winning rather than polls. Still basically a toss up, but the trajectory looks nice.

Just a Tory shadow cabinet member. Suspect he won't be in the Tory shadow cabinet too much longer.

Just watched the BBC News and they're sticking with calling the rioters "protestors". Bastani is a fucking bellend. Part of the Owen Jabrones Collective. I'm surprised we haven't seen that fucking melt making his mouth go.

The History Today lads have landed in the Smart Watch thread.

So many people are gonna be getting a knock on the door and their lives completely turned upside down.

Wassy yo problem?!

Nah Chile. But the British lass hit the skeet thing cos a bit flew off it when you watched the replay, but the judges missed it. And they wouldn't listen when she was telling them. It was sudden death so that was the end and she got silver.

Robbed in the shooting there. Filthy Olympic bastards.

Which Garmin do you have, fellow athlete? I've just got a Forerunner 245 but thinking of upgrading at some point cos I've had it a while.

If that's your real mobile number, take it down now. There's not just the people that post on here viewing the forum. I've got a Garmin, cos I'm an athlete.

"Why aren't we spending money? I want us to spend money!" "Whoooooaaa! Not that much money on that specific player!"

There was a lass from Peterlee won bronze in the rowing today, and I've been to her home town.