Gemmill

Don't talk yourself down, clippy.

Ex copper. Probably retired at 40 on a full pension too.

They're starting a scheme up at work for salary sacrifice on electric cars. I'll have a look when they publish the monthly costs, but Tesla can fuck right off.

The clipboard strikes again.

No bad results in this Villa v Everton game.

Fucking Leicester.

Ah well, fuck Southampton. And god bless Ten Hag's spawniness that keeps him in a job wasting this lot's money.

Bad to worse.

Saved. Useless cunt.

It was him teeing off on Navarro for seemingly no reason that ended the show.

Penalty Southampton.

Jane's Addiction reunion tour looks to he over anyway. Band had a fight onstage, bringing last night's show to an end.

One of the few days in the calendar that I'd be happy for Ben Brereton-Diaz to score a hat trick.

I had some, aye. I think they've long since been hoyed out though.

We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before.

I'm gonna take that as a no.

Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here?

Neil Gaiman the latest to be cancelled for being an alleged sex offender.

Perfect summary if you'd bother your lazy arses to watch it. But no. I have to do EVERYTHING.

Once you get to the halfway point in the holiday, that's usually the time that the work fear starts to set back in for me like. Nothing to look forward to when you go back either. Good luck AH, enjoy the rest of your holiday.

Ehrmagerd! Mitchell said he thought the transfer policy wasn't fit for purpose and then Eddie turned around and said I stand by the signings and then Simon Bird said do you not want to slag Mitchell off publicly and like Eddie like totally stared at Simon and said OMG Simon you are like totally putting words in my mouth and then Louise Taylor - total bitch btw - she goes hey Eddie I reckon your bromance wiv Mitchell is like totally on the skids and Eddie was like FUMIN' you could totally see it in his face and he said look here Louise you slag I'm so sick of you and your stupid questions and anyway Jason is the only one for me so you need to just shut your fat face and then it ended with Eddie like totally storming off the stage and OMG he looks so annoyed I wouldn't be surprised if him and Mitchell are gonna have a proper fight and stuff.

Congratulations. Tell your lass that the most you'll go for with this other lass is a Boldon Blowjob.