Gemmill

Correction, it's been delayed until next year while they continue testing it. I mean they use it in international tournaments and the CL, but I think they're testing a PL version where teams in red are always onside.

Some time in November for semi automatic offsides.

A goal from open play.

Get me in the hut.

I think he's on for both isn't he?

Commentator GUTTED.

I've never seen this humpty dumpty ref have a good game.

Dear me. What's Schar doing there.

What a ring piece, this ref. What does he think sent Bruno over like that there ffs.

Australian muppet in the VAR hut taking a fucking age over a naked eye offside decision. What a cunt.

Tenner says we don't heed that warning.

Oof.

My lass has just been to the Christmas Fayre (not to be confused with a taxi fayre) at the racecourse so I'm working my way through pork pies, scotch eggs, pork scratchings, and all sorts. Heartburn by half time. Fancy us to get absolutely ridden by these today.

Bus from Belfast, I reckon. Spaghetti hoops in a flask for the journey to get into the Italian vibe.

Went to the same bloke as Rooney by the looks of it.

My favourite is when they draw a jawline on with their facial hair. Big round face with set square angles on their stubble. Probably the only place it looks remotely "good" is when they're looking at themselves square on in a mirror. Every other angle is pure bafflement.

Their happiness at promotion would be worth it for 38 games of misery.

I hope they do get promoted so they can learn a hard lesson about how shit they are, instead of just staying in the league below and telling themselves they're a mid table PL side.

ewerk going on pensioner holidays.

Fair enough. I mean he probably won't do it.

Fair enough Dr Clipboard, but my point stands that we absolutely didn't do the wrong thing in selling Wood. We were all pleased, in no small part cos we'd had to watch him carthorse it about in some pretty underwhelming performances.

I think he might have said no tax on tips. Which is what might be getting confused for overtime.

Looks a bit big.

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