Gemmill

Shop her to the council. You won't be the only one after what she did today.

Beethoven's 9th for @RobinRobin

Good win in the velodrome there for the lasses.

Don't say anything to her. Just stare at her and shake your head.

That ginger kid did well tbf. The two lasses both got handed leads and blew them. I hope you pointed that out to him. "Hashtag just sayin' Jonneh! I'm not sexist or owt, but what the chuff?!"

It's all South Yorkshire to me. You're the Barnsley Blowjob.

Honestly, you should be getting a knock on the door from S Yorkshire police for posting that in this thread.

Schar is 32. We're signing his long term replacement probably 2 years before he's finished. We're doing big club shit. This is absolutely the type of player we should be signing.

The end of this is crackers.

I'll believe it when it's done.

Cashflow won't be a problem. The constraining factor is the PSR losses, not cash for instalments.

Can't get over John Honey. I know he's got some prison time coming, but he's got a hell of a bath to look forward to when he gets out, with all that Lush gear.

I think the Honeymonster might be going away for a while. BTW, is that Greggs gingerbread in his hand on the left photo. Hope it was worth it mate. And some soap from Lush.

Laurence Fox spotted on a flight to Ireland. He'll keep.

Assume he was broadcasting this live on FB or something? Anyway, arrested for posting mad shit on FB. These will be the easiest ones to find.

378 arrests nationally so far. Wonder if these Wednesday night riots will be as well attended or if some of these lads might suddenly find themselves preferring a bit of Tommy Robinson YouTube and Chill.

Hope the judge wears a black and white wig for the sentencing.

Laura Kenny has got serious Karen vibes in the studio.

No venue in Sunderland can afford to insist on a dress code.

Same. It's an absolute fucking lottery right from the start where they dump you into the water from about 15 feet up. Being in the lead heading into the gates isn't even an advantage cos the next boat just smashes you out the way. Tremendous. If you're the multiple world champion, 70% of that must just be a run of lucky landings off the starting drop.

I mean IF she's got drink and mental health problems, then it is tragic that she's been caught up in it. She won't be the only one, I'm sure. There's gonna be some proper sad cases stuck in jail for a month. But people were burning down hotels, attacking black and brown people, setting cars on fire, and looting shops so it's sad that you got involved, but you did.

Morrissey, you helm.

Aye, they're being denied bail. Crybaby Curtis Coulson confirms.

Kayak Cross is back on.