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He'll just be dead dismissive with the interviewer. Grudging with both his praise and any sense of basic human decency.

I went to the cinema to see it. It came out in the period post parent divorce where every single Sunday we were out with my dad for Sunday lunch followed by the cinema. I saw fucking EVERYTHING at the cinema during that time. We used to run out of things to see.

The plural of us is us.

NEW ARS is the order of the day for Arteta AGAIN at SJP. His has gone again. He can have no complaints, the hairy pinhead.

It was Havertz who elbowed Burn and then claimed it was Burn's fault for being so tall, wasn't it.

Here comes Harvey Rubber Arms.

Brilliant from Gordon there.

Still no card for Partey.

I had to do a course on unconscious bias at work last week. Could do with rolling it out at PGMOL.

Somebody blow the conch. We might need Poseidon here.

He didn't see the challenge. He just saw them breaking and an Arsenal player on the floor, and just reflexively produced a card.

SHOW ME THE GLOVEYS!

Trossard looks like a heroin addict whose stumbled across a pile of tanning salon vouchers.

Blatant dive. No card.

Keown was on Lineker's podcast this week, and was a completely different bloke chatting on with him and Lineker. Relaxed, a few decent stories. He comes on these shows and he's like an Open University lecturer.

Budget for a 55 minute second half if the score stays like this.

3 bites at the cherry for Partey. He'll get his yellow, but by god he'll be made to work for it.

That's a fucking yellow, that challenge on Joelinton.

Havertz getting BRAZILLIANED.

No prolonged lectures for Newcastle players. It's straight to the pocket instead.

Hopefully that's the last time the ref thinks a lecture is a good alternative to a yellow for Arsenal players.

"Handball" call from Rice. The fucking stupid Simon Cowell haired prick.

He's a man better suited to an 8 minute MOTD highlights package. Given 90 minutes to fill, he's Aldridge Prior.

Brilliant cross. Ridiculous.

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