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If Wissa and Strand Larsen can't be pushed through by the end of the window, hopefully we can pick someone up on loan from Chelsea or something daft like that. We can't afford to spend tens of millions on someone that Howe doesn't really fancy, so a loan deal might be where we end up. Fuck knows who, but it doesn't matter as much cos it's low risk if you get one without any obligation to buy.

Don't think we've so much run out of ideas as there are just very very few options. I know people keep posting players up on here but if we thought they were any good, we'd be bidding on them. We're already way way down the list we started the window with.

Factor 30, applied relentlessly, will address the sunburn. As for the foam party.... Hope it clears up soon, you lunatic.

We beat them at Wembley in a cup final. We can beat them at SJP under the lights. Even without the dickhead.

I worry in particular about this pushing at corners thing. It's basically a free pass for them to hand out a 75% chance of a goal.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Cunha and Mbeumo go backwards over time either. Or at least not be as effective as they were. Frank is clearly a good coach, so Mbeumo wasn't just doing it all himself there. He'll need coaching and a system as much as anyone.

Amorim is still puttong Maguire up front AFTER he's brought Sesko on ffs.

I think we might have missed out on a good player, but so will Man United if they don't provide him any coaching. I said at the time, he would get the sink or swim treatment at Man United, same as Hojlund got. He could work out or he could be another one they're trying to offload at a big loss a couple of years from now. He needs the sort of coaching that Amorim is clearly not capable of giving him.

@Andrewcan it be done on a batch level with your powers? If so, feel free to delete all of mine if you like. I'll compress photos more in future too, I normally do them so they come just under the limit. I started doing them myself, but I've got over 1,500 photos and it was taking fucking forever to do one by one. We could just delete everything prior to the last 5 years? I know it's nice to be able to see the old shit but if it's fucking stuff up...

Fuck this lad. We can't just be buying anyone available. Especially if he's failed a medical elsewhere.

Bruno Fernandes has entered the carpet remnant haircut phase of his Man United career after seeing that it landed Rashford a move to Barcelona.

Rob Green should be made to sit on his fucking hands if he wants to be on the telly btw. That little finger is a proper video nasty. Surely they can fuse that straight for him.

Brighton's terrible finishing basically handed Everton their win yesterday, but it's actually nice to see Grealish playing with a smile on his face again. Wouldn't mind seeing Foden escape Pep's flair graveyard next. New ground looks great btw.

Sesko just carried on staring, then carried on for a bit more, seeming not so much disappointed with this energetically vague 1-1 draw, as consumed by something more basic. How strange to be Sesko right now, aged 22 and a few months, a £73m footballer, thrown into the meat grinder and asked not just to play and score goals for Manchester United, but to fix them too, to work out exactly how this £1bn cut‑and‑shut job of a team, hurled into a non‑negotiable shape by a supremely confident man in white trainers, are actually going to do this.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/24/manchester-united-ground-zero-hope-and-regret-amorim-sesko Stupid cunt should have used his brain when he had the chance.

I can see how I can look at them, but how do I delete them? Do you have to go back into each post, edit the post and remove them?

A classic Christian Bassedas Saturday night.

Also if you're in a thread, tapping the "next unread topic" link takes you to the first unread post in the next thread. You can work through all unread threads pretty quickly that way.

Tapping the star to the left of the thread title always takes me EXACTLY to the first unread message on Chrome.

MOTD had a graphic up last night showing Potter's terrible win % vs other West Ham managers in the PL era. His win % is slightly better than Amorim's, I think, and his is over fewer games and for a much less well equipped club. Let's see if MOTD2 runs the same graphic tonight.

Story of my last 10 days.

Essex cunt update: the lad has got two fucking MASSIVE angel wings tattooed on his back.

Looks nice, where's that?

he's gonna have to wind it back in when Eddie works his reintegration magic.