Gemmill

He needs to knock these dinks on the head.

He just ran into the back of Tonali and gets a free kick.

It's men against boys atm. Be good to get another goal while we're so dominant.

Diallo.

still trying to find a way to disallow it ffs.

Great ball in from Hall.

Get in.

Humpty Hooper the ref as well. Built like a hard boiled egg.

It's now set up PERFECTLY for us to blow it.

Villa and Chelsea losing.

And doing it wrong, according to Carragher.

He can bring his own box.

I'd go for Rio, but only cos Owen is so short that I wouldn't be able to get sufficient purchase on it. If they provided a box to stand Owen on, it's him all day.

Doubt he'll be starting the game.

Piri piri arsehole for Mr Amorim. Pants shat.

If we're gonna batter them, I hope we're a couple to the good by half time so Keane can get his squeaky voice on. "Yer playin fer Man Yanited. Diss isn't Tattenham. Diss is Man Yanited yer playin fer. Dese players are a disgrace."

A very effective WUM. Consistently out performs xWU.

We didn't vote to leave so Germans could have English godmothers, what the fuck is this shit.

Sounds like she was at least enough of a problem to Ashworth for him to want to leave. I'm not taking a side, I'm just saying that he's reported to have said that he'd have stayed if he knew she was going. As it stands, we lost them both.

Ugh, fucking miserable twats.

Yer a FUCCCCHHHN RRRAT, Maupay!

Said this at the time when some people were adamant that someone at the club had to be to blame for the PSR situation, and June 30th: it was nobody's fault. We had to go big in that first January window, or else relegation would have meant "the project" was dead on arrival. There would have been a reasonable assumption that we could trade our way out of that hole with the likes of ASM, Wilson, Almiron, etc. But we basically had to out ourselves in a hole to get anywhere. We haven't done anything particularly mental in any window since then. Even in the Jan window before June 30 we thought we could get a good chunk of the PSR hole through selling Almiron but he refused to go. Wilson looked on his way out too but it didn't happen. It's a nightmare set of rules to try and stick to AND make any sort of progress. I think they've done a pretty incredible job tbh, helped massively by Howe and his team being fucking ridiculously good at their jobs.

Closer to £60m we were short. If it was only £30m we'd just have sold one of Anderson/Minteh.

We should batter these tonight really. They've been getting by on moments of individual brilliance, and two of the main sources of that (Rashford and Fernandes) won't be playing, unless he shits himself and brings Rashford back. Let's see what happens, but if nothing else it's a very different feeling going to their place these days, than it has been for the last 30 years.

As long as he keeps them safe, I think they'll keep consuming the Dyche gruel.