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She's walking the dog atm.

Aye not sure I want to hear Stevie's take on the current situation.

I'm watching without the sound on, with the Olympics on the big telly. That's how your brother in ankles is tackling this one. Swollen up like a cunt now btw. What a fucking idiot. When I got home I was obviously walking like a bit of a cabbage and I reached up to open a kitchen cabinet door and my back went into spasm, so I'm lying on the sofa here and however I move, it fucking kills. Getting old is shit.

Nice one, worth sticking this on now. Cheers CT.

Eggy Bens, please. At least try and be cool.

I'll swap you. I'm sat with mine in a bucket of iced water as I type. Not very comfortable.

Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one.

Was reading an article yesterday which I'll post if I come across it again. About how Trump, particularly in Georgia, has a set of extremely compliant and extremely bent county employees who are intent on just refusing to certify the results of certain counties, thus tying the state result and the national result up in the courts. Not sure how that all plays out, but it would be great if Harris won big so they could just let nonsense like that play out while she already has the electoral college votes needed.

He looked back to his dribbly best yesterday, although I'm not sure anyone from Girona was all that fussed about tackling him.

Had it in ice as soon as I got home but need to buy a bag cos there's not enough in the house. At my mam's now to fill up on sympathy and food, then will get some ice on the way home.

Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎

Haven't watched any, but please tell me this isn't it...?

Team Canada fo sho. Particularly seeing as they're the only ones to turn up in tops that are borderline see through.

Anyway. Brazil v Canada in the women's beach volleyball.

I hate having to embarrass you like this, but it was very obviously not meant as serious commentary.

Faldo. Bloke was always a turbocunt so I wouldn't be surprised to discover this is true.

Listen dickheads, I've watched things on YouTube and repeated them - adjusting the hinges on the French doors, most recently - but only a PROFESSIONAL DICKHEAD would take power tools to a doorframe, thinking they could do a decent, neat job of it as a complete amateur.

@thebrokendoll

I hope someone didn't spend much of their summer coming up with these new sub graphics.

Joe Rogan btw.

This German triple jumper Hess is how @Isegrimhad his hair when he came over for the TT piss up.

Gordon now. These lot are SHITE.

Good effort from KJT. If she was a bit better at all the other events, she would have won Gold.