Gemmill

I'd love to know what Liverpool players are on. Still dominant when down to 10 men from the 17th minute. The team that's pushing for the win at the end of the match. That is not remotely normal.

His celebration for the first goal was unusually aggressive, shouting "WHAAAT?!" at the crowd. Wonder if he's been reading some shite about himself online.

There's probably a lot true in what he says. It's up to the ownership to make sure they appoint the right CEO and for us to start making waves in the transfer market. Absent that, we're gonna keep stagnating.

We'll be fine. It's not like we've put Tommy Cooper in goal.

You'll need that long before I do.

Smells like...... Freedom.

Parents named him after the magpie.

Must be sagittarius with them hooves.

These blokes are specifically into kicking fuck out of people too, aren't they? Which probably skews the selection towards the slapheaded.

Out for a month according to the inappropriately named Hope.

He got it from Southeby's.

Clean sheet for the Acropodopoulos.

Aye I just got mine at Tesco. Takes two weeks to take full effect apparently. Should really have done it much sooner.

Hope reckons Longstaff is up for sale in Jan.

Aye half the staff are off at my lass's place. Sounds like it's a bad one this year. Are you doing any better?

I got the flu jab the other day. I don't know why, I never leave the house other than to walk the dog. I'm protected against my lass bringing it home from some wanker pupil though.

Don't worry mate, these two have been giving it this to one another for months now:

Lads, he reckons he's not being cheeky! I can practically HEAR the silent extra question marks.

I would say Gordon, Botman, Bruno and Isak. But it'll depend how Botman comes back from his knee injury.

Fair play to him, I'm 6ft 3.

Fucking cheeky bastard! "Sorry, who are your good players again?!"

"I've had more cockendth than weekendth" would triple your sales.

"Maaaam. Uncle Grimmy has broken into the shed again."

@Christmas Tree how about a "Just drinking my Liquid Death" mug? 50:50 on profits. "Don't mind me... just drinking my Liquid Death" if you want to get a bit cheeky.