Gemmill

I must admit, one of the main reasons I'd like to beat these is to see what genre of victim performance art that hairy little pinhead comes up with this time.

The Maitlis and Rigby posts you've quoted are two people objectively doing their jobs TERRIBLY btw.

What can I say, we don't all have favourite journalists that we put on a pedestal.

Big fan of Goodall. Sopel isn't fit to carry his microphone. Maitlis is headed in the same direction as Sopel.

Aye, they didn't have video of that incident but he somehow volunteers it. Classic mackem behaviour. It's genuinely distressing some of the video stuff. One of the female coppers starts crying at one point when she's interviewing him. The wife is fucking horrible.

My Wife, My Abuser on Netflix is wild. She's a mackem, and she was a smokeshow, but fuck me the stuff she does to this bloke. He's got cameras in the house so there's footage of it. Horrible bint.

Winter would have been saying the same when Ten Hag turned up to. Bloke was a bona fide genius when they signed him, and turned out to be a very limited manager.

They sound like fucking good lads to me.

Shame they waited until over a third of likely voters have already voted.

Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like.

Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses.

That's them all gone. The bowl is back inside. I'm gonna change the sign to "None left. Take if up with your greedy cunt mates" and put it back out there empty.

Did you get that for when you dropped your stool sample in the street? I've just hoyed a load of small bags of Haribo in a bowl and left it outside. The little cunts must have been grabbing handfuls cos I bought 100 minibags, 1.6kg, and they've nearly all gone in an hour.

It's cos the idiot bumbling fool Biden managed to overshadow Harris's big speech last night by saying that Trump's supporters were garbage. The White House has since tried to walk it back by claiming there was an apostrophe in supporter's which changes the meaning of his sentence, but aye good luck with that lads. So dickhead brought a garbage truck to his rally as a stunt, complete with hi-viz.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBuG5y0Bexo/?igsh=MXI2ODAxMTg4cXl3Ng== Bannon's press conference yesterday on leaving jail.

Maitlis: "you've chosen to increase Employer's national insurance contributions. Leaving aside what that does to your conscience... " ".. WHY would you DO THAT?!"

The News Agents, who like all the other political journalists, spent the run up to the election forensically querying whether Reeves had just given away that she was about to put taxes up, and trying to gotcha her and Starmer into saying they'd put this or that tax up, and whether that might be enough to cost Labour their majority. Well on yesterday's episode they're questioning Reeves on why she couldn't just be a bit more honest about taxes going up during the election campaign. Political journalists in this country need a fucking hard reset.

I fucked up a little bit by going to live in America, and so not buying until my late 20s. Missed out on a period of fairly chunky little period of house price inflation, if my mates' experiences is anything to go by. But do I get an article in the Telegraph?! Do I FUCK.

So far the best thing about Sherwood is that stupid cunt Talk TV presenter getting his knickers in a twist about them making the Sheriff of Nottingham a young lesbian, because he thought the show was a retelling of Robin Hood, and that it had "gone woke"

The MIL was asking me about inheritance tax rules last time they were here. I didn't ask why, cos I know it's because they've had the frighteners put on them by the Daily Mail, even though inheritance tax rules need not even remotely concern them.

The wife's parents sometimes come round and I get the "don't talk to me about high interest rates, back in the 80s they were 15%!" etc. I just feel like screaming "YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS! PROBABLY EVEN LESS! JUST FUCK OFF!"

Watching Sherwood at the minute. It's alright but unless something seriously significant happens in the last 3 episodes, I really don't understand all the hype about it. The Nottingham accent BTW. NAAAAAA instead of now. Every character shouting it in every other sentence. "Siddown! NAAAAAA!"

The fucking ludicrous suggestion that they've had to return to work to make ends meet. 60 BTL properties. FUCKING SIXTY. To "supplement" their pension. "Oh just a little extra to keep the wolves from the door. It means we can have our 3 bar fire on an extra half an hour when the nights are at their coldest." Jokers.

McTotally. Worse than McLovin' that.

Fuck the Macraes.