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They should have called it Dear DI Ray and ended each episode with her updating her journal.

I can't read that cos a) I'm not on twitter and b) I'm currently contractually obliged to ignore all of this shit, but if it's that bad maybe the stupid cunts will learn their lesson this time. Probably not though eh.

You're the one for me, Fashy. Woke up with that in my head. Headline writers the world over are weeping at the missed opportunity.

Is that so?

Now is not the time for masturbation.

Fixed your typo. Hope you enjoy the book, you fat cunt.

We're now at two threads where Renton is up a height about the possibility of nuclear war. AND COUNTING.

Carsley, not you.

Aye, daft Irish cunt.

Was just coming here to say what a surprise it was to not see Elliot Anderson in the squad.

If you don't hate Everton, you're not living right.

Scratch that. There is now fighting on this ranch.

I hope you get campylobacter from a prawn ring.

I was out on a head torch pitch black walk with the dog this morning with it on. THE SCENE:

Scouse scally themed, so it'll be Iceland party food.

Thinking of throwing a DEATH TO EVERTON party if these changes get voted in. Wanting to gauge interest?

FTR Renton, I just keep marking this thread as read. It's all rainbows and unicorns in my house.

Still to be voted on so none of this is confirmed. As PL has mentioned previously, a lot of these clubs will just convert the debt to equity (as you'll see it says equity remains exempt), and get around it that way. £200m of Everton's loans are from 777, given to them in anticipation of 777 buying the club. But the deal collapsed and 777 are in all sorts of financial bother, so I'm not sure debt to equity conversion works there.

On paper we've got deeper pockets than all of them in the sense we can now pile Saudi sponsorship money in. Also, the inclusion of shareholder loans in the PSR calc is a problem for all of these teams:

Good news for us, but most importantly, THIS KILLS EVERTON.

First episode DONE. I'm in.

I didn't, no. I might have space in the rotation though now that I've fucked off all the news and politics stuff.