Gemmill

I love these sample breakdown compilations. Disappointing not to see J-J-J-JIIIIVE BUNNY feature though.

Palace in the bottom 3. Up your bum, Parrish.

I missed this one today. I assume Chris Wood and Elliot Anderson both scored hat tricks and Kid Dynamite dropped dead from a heart attack, rest in peace.

Sounds like an HR, ya hoon! Said in my best Lou Carpenter voice.

It's not the Obafemi Martins one with the batwing doors is it?!

You're too young for a Merc, Andrew. Give it another 30 years.

We're coming for their back door.

4 on the bounce if this holds.

Happy birthday Kiwi.

8 points from 5 at home. They've only won 2. For once your brother in law is being honest.

84 year old Nancy Pelosi has turned on 81 year old Joe Biden, blaming him for the election loss. There should be an upper age limit for politicians. Fucking dickheads.

On a hot day, it would have been like a fucking radiator too. Keep the bare skin of it on the way down.

I've sat in the home end at Bolton. If owt had kicked off I'm confident I could have lost them in the aisles of Boots or Home Bargains next door to their shite retail park situated ground.

The 3 o clock kickoffs today are all classic last match on MOTD contenders.

Musk can't even keep Twitter Spaces online for an hour for his big special events with Trump and DeSantis. The idea he's hacked the US election is nonsense. The cunts are the majority there. That's all that's happened.

Sounds like he shouldn't have had kids.

I fucking knew it.

Here man. You're not just complaining. You're trying to convince me that I'm wrong that it's not affecting me. And now it seems I'm duty bound to share in the misery because others on here might be impacted at some indeterminate point in the future. The FACT is that the only impact this is having on your life TODAY is self generated by you posting about how bad it could all get on here. That is a fucking fact. If you enjoy doing that, then keep doing it. But I'm not playing.

Keep turning up in here and posting 30+ times a day catastrophising about it if that's what you enjoy. I'll just keep marking the thread as read and will worry about it if/when it actually affects me.

Not only have I seen it, but I posted it in this very thread 2 days ago.

Not my problem. Or yours. Unless you want to spend your day hand wringing and brow furrowing, in which case crack on.

Micah Richards is arguing they should have let him away with it cos "what advantage is he really gaining there?"

They should have called it Dear DI Ray and ended each episode with her updating her journal.

I can't read that cos a) I'm not on twitter and b) I'm currently contractually obliged to ignore all of this shit, but if it's that bad maybe the stupid cunts will learn their lesson this time. Probably not though eh.

You're the one for me, Fashy. Woke up with that in my head. Headline writers the world over are weeping at the missed opportunity.