Gemmill

Maddison's had a hair transplant. Just realised the cunt is suddenly looking like Samson out there.

Haha fuck off darts boy.

That's never a foul.

Class from Burn.

That's a fucking card for Porro there.

Alfie Whiteman is their sub keeper. Nailed on EDL.

Their keeper is having a great game tbf. He's wasted his career never getting a game by the look of it.

Shite that from Murphy.

Difficult to understand how you pick up an injury like that in the box and don't get a penalty. The way the game is these days.

Shades of Beardsley from Tonali inking into the box there.

Tuchel looks so much like a twocca with his skinny rat face in that hat. Leaves the supermarket with packs of bacon dropped down his tracky b's, no doubt in my mind.

Aye they're flagging. Need Burn not to do anything daft and gift them a result.

Commentator just used the phrase "go ahead goal". Toonpack: THIS GUY'S TALKING MY LANGUAGE!

Tino easily playing himself into Tuchel's first squad.

I've got the in laws turning up here at some point in the second half. I'm told "we won't disturb you watching the match". Quite how they're gonna sit in the same room as me, and talk across me without disturbing me watching the match is beyond me.

The most obvious corner imaginable. Just missed completely.

£150m for anyone who's got the PSR spare. Nee botha lads. See you at the negotiating table. Bring lube.

They should get you on MOTD.

Kumho. I see yourr mam's advertising her wares on the hoardings.

Botman doesn't look super comfortable on the right side of a pairing.

Ange's face. I thought it was us poms that were meant to be the whingers.

Porro, what a fanny.

Good lads, VAR.

Get in! Handball check coming though.

Fuck.