Gemmill

It's a piece of piss to set up. Mine is biometric too, but better to have the additional security AND be able to have a password you can actually remember.

Set Google Authenticator up for Lastpass. That way you can make your password something relatively easy to remember cos you need a constantly refreshing code to access the app anyway.

Which one of you was supposed to be handling getting Granddad off the road? Second incident in a month.

Good way to tire the opposition out tbf.

"They're all quite shit, but let's not forget they're human beings."

Career over for Coote, you would think. What a tit, allowing someone to video him. Alright for managers to set an entire fanbase on the ref though.

I have THE BEST feeling about the rest of your season in the ticket ballot. 100% success is coming your way.

Seen it mentioned elsewhere, and it's a good point: it's a really good thing that he's opted to appoint incompetent wingnuts and fruitloops. The worst case scenario was him appointing competent true believers, but he's gone straight for the arse-kissing grifters, and it's gonna be a shit show.

Aye. You can't win the argument on twitter. The algorithm sees to that. You can stay if you like it there, but realistically you're just gonna have a really shit time. You're certainly not gonna change any minds.

I've seen that mentioned somewhere. I'm trying not to bother with it that much - saw Gaetz as it's a pretty big headline. The bloke was being investigated for paying girls for underage sex, and now he's attorney general. And this cunt will absolutely go after Trump's political opponents legally, if Trump decides to follow through on that.

Matt Gaetz is Attorney General. America is a fucking banana republic. It will be permanently weakened after 4 years of this shit.

They'll be heading to Bluesky. The Lib Dems just turned up on there. So did Joe Rogan and he's being blocked en masse.

He still just desperately wants to be funny. Shame his medium for comedy is now people's jobs and the workings of government. What a cunt.

Maddison has been decent for Spurs, but he's an absolute helmet.

Political journalists getting themselves in a tizzy about the govt planting questions at PMQs. I can only assume they've slept through the last 14 years. Surely they aren't holding the current govt to a higher standard?!

I'd tick her box AMIRITE GUYS.

All of his cost cutting at twitter went off without a hitch so should be fine.

Well then he needs to realise that this ends with CNN showing his lifeless face getting whaled on with a flip-flop. It's how all dictators end up eventually.

I read that as black labs and it still worked.

Ivanka isn't involved this time, is she? She didn't turn up when he had all his kids on stage just pre election. Anyway, if there's a civil war, he needs to realise that it probably ends with him being chased through the white house with a full nappy.

Apparently people have "conflict of interest" concerns about Musk and Ramaswarmy getting those jobs. Well let's see the checks and balances of govt swoop in and resolve this. Looking forward to four more years of these fucking poindexters in the media going "Point of order, sir! You're not playing by the rules." after they spent the whole of the campaign wanging on about how Harris just wasn't getting her message on the economy across, while Trump was doing a bit about a dead golfer having a massive knob.

He'd already won everyone's hearts by booking a table at Wetherspoons.

I think it was Scaramucci who said either he appoints all these wingnuts that he's got floating around him and it's a shitshow, or he appoints a load of really competent people from the business world and plays golf for 4 years. It'll actually turn out to be a combo of the two: appoint wingnuts and play golf for 4 years. It's going to be a disaster but at least for a short period the economy will get a bounce from Biden's efforts.