Gemmill

Well the new network worked a treat. Vodafone in Keswick if you want to watch the match on naughty telly on your phone. Just the 4gb of data drained.

Class. One of the great comedy characters as well.

We don't need centre halfs man, we're absolutely stacked in that area.

Wykiki got his wish with a ground out 1 nil. BIG wank for him tonight.

I tell you what. Makes you think.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Howe says something about the play-acting.

There's no way he knew for definite that was a headbutt, mostly because it absolutely wasn't. So anyone with a brain gives two yellows and asks for the review, and it stays two yellows. But this fucking smooth brain just goes straight for the nuclear option. He's fucking crap.

That beard fade. Like if Jimmy Hill was an even uglier cunt.

Fuck me. I'd forgotten that with the league coming back, so too comes the fucking diabolical refereeing. Gordon assaulted in the first half, not even a foul, and now this. Schar is an idiot though. He knows this ref is fucking hopeless, don't give him an excuse ffs. I hope Brereton Diaz breaks his fucking leg though.

Would I but Gomez? He's done nothing to me.

It's. Fucking. MBEUMO. M-B-E-U-M-O You. Thick. Cunts. Also for the last fucking time. He's 5 foot 7. Eddie Howe is not going to sign him. Get his name out of your fucking mouths.

Anyway look, the takeaway here is that I'm great at making bread. I feel like that's in danger of getting lost.

Oof, well make sure if you're fucked all weekend that you take those days back from work, starting Monday.

It sounds like you enjoy cooking a bit more than most.

So very Yorkshire of you. "Grind it out lads! None o yer flash stuff! Get t'goal and sit back and grind. That's the Yorkshire way!"

Ah I saw the trailer for this then forgot about it. Cheers for the reminder.

Ah shitter. Bad one or a light dose?

Lot of jealousy in this thread at the Fabulous Baker Boy's output btw.

It's one of them ones with a lass in a bikini on it so I look like a page 3 stunna while I'm cooking.

Michael Owen's cameos will be like listening to the desk sergeant check you in at the local police station.

How much extra do you think he charges to do one topless?

I've watched the Amazon Prime doc about when him and his pals took Palace over, and he actually comes across as a decent enough bloke in it. Definitely loves himself, but at least in that thing he comes across OK.

The number of breaks Fulham had that didn't end in a chance was nobody's business. They couldn't fashion an opening even when they had men over, the stupid twats. Gordon and Isak won't make those mistakes.

I've mentioned it plenty, you've actually been blacked out the last couple of days rage posting about Paul Mitchell. We've been trying to get your address to have a welfare check done.