Gemmill

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFs6eF2O6T6/?igsh=MWJxdjAwc3l1d3JmMw==

You're basically Sky Sports. Cartel only. No one else need apply.

Bournemouth go 1 up v Man City. Would be happy to see these win the cup. Might distract them from pushing for the CL too.

Tbf this one's got Carver saying he still thinks he's the best coach in the Premier League on it. None of the others have been so bold.

have we had this one? I will never get bored of watching stuff like this, sorry.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHTqZwHCb4n/?igsh=MTdvM3BwNm9mbnRzaw== You just don't get lasses like that in Milan. Why would he ever leave?

How dare you? Only last week he said he was delighted cos he's "a Geordie, and that never leaves you". It seemed to have left him for the duration of his time as manager when he treated the role like a giant fucking doss though.

Absolutely not. A decision I do not regret.

Placca Jocks ASSEMBLE!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHx9uC8ivSk/?igsh=MTh3Y2J6bnN6eWpxYw== And here's @Alex on his way to the celebrations.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHzbeAQoNVi/?igsh=cmNkbjJjZ2V2eHVj Here's Sela's Special Surprise if you haven't seen it.

Aye the bus parade was where it was at. As soon as they cut to Pete Graves screaming questions at Les Ferdinand, that was it for me.

Not too upset about Forest playing 2 hours tonight with a PL game coming up on Tuesday.

I assumed the surprise thing was gonna be fireworks but if they had anything like that planned, the fact it was blowing an absolute hoolie would have put paid to it. I fast forwarded through the event just to see the bits where Bruno was swearing.

This fucking plum.

The spite in me used to not want anyone other than the usual suspects to win a trophy, as long as we hadn't won one. Now that we have, I'd be delighted to see someone other than Man City win the FA Cup.

Have we had a stripped back acoustic Blaydon Races yet? I've put it off.

It looks fucking brutal at the town Moor. Hipgrave looks like she's presenting from the set of Michael Jackson's Earthsong video.

Roads were absolutely dead driving to Sandyford and back. It was like lockdown all over again.

Same. I've ordered a pizza to pick up from Scream for Pizza in Sandyford though which I'm now regretting. Just rang and brought the time of it forward by half an hour so that I get there before all the street crowds disperse.

Looks chocca.

The audio is on Radio Newcastle from 6pm as well. WAH MASSIVE! Yet another bad day to be a mackem.

Sela's Spectacular Surprise had better not be a beheading mind. It would totally take the shine off.

From the Chronicle.