Gemmill

Fuck.

Lucky as fuck there.

Mate it's 5 minutes into half time.

Is that who this is. Fucking helmet.

Redemption for Barnes!

Fucking Simon Hooper. Somewhere a panto is missing its Humpty Dumpty.

Frank's celebration. Bloke is such an art teacher.

We love gifting people goals atm. Barnes that time.

Is this for teachers who forgot their board duster?

Chawk Tuah?

I'm helping my mam and stepdad move house today. What a day to be in a high sided van.

Anyone thick enough to put their life savings into the Hawk Tuah girl's coin probably didn't have much in the way of life savings.

You forgot Zulu and The Guns of Navarone.

Alright Marc Guehi.

Fuck me. It's like the evolution of man t shirt but just someone getting older.

Fucking yanks. When I worked over there I knew a lass called Wellesley. That was her first name. And it was cos her mother went to some posh all women school called Wellesley College and had to let everyone know by naming her own daughter after it. She couldn't have just got one of those sweatshirts they all like to wear or a hideous class ring, that wasn't enough for this bint.

Sounds like a good one for my favourite old film watching activity. Check the cast to see who's still alive and who had the worst death. I discovered that the son off Mary Poppins died really young playing this game. Went travelling and came back with some nasty disease that ended him iirc.

Where's your Christmas film recommendation, you cheerful cunt. We're not watching Threads, before you start.

If there wasn't a million other things I want to spend my money on, I might be tempted for £89.99.

You're forgetting it took about 6 months for US films to get their UK theatrical release.

I almost don't want us to go back in for Guehi in January after this armband nonsense. It would also be funny, after the way he behaved in the summer, if Diet Simon Jordan had to see him leave on a free in a year or so.

We go live to Central Syria:

Makes me want him to succeed here even more. Genuinely likeable, intelligent bloke, and more than an intellectual match for Mr Personality Glasses.

That interview is a really good watch.

Let's have Christmas film recommendations. Bad Santa and Home Alone. And my lass likes all of the ones where an ordinary lass meets a minor member of the royal family and she likes him so he doesn't want her to find out that he's loaded because then he'll really love her for who he is and omg you can just imagine the fun that ensues while he tries to hide this from her and yes she will become a princess at the end. They make at least one new version of this every fucking year on Netflix or Prime.