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There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too. Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone.

Aye it's been doing this on and off for a couple of weeks. It's currently on a go slow though.

There's nothing funny about a sprained ankle, lads. NOTHING.

Your single excuse was "I don't want to", but "I genuinely don't have time" would also have worked. He knows those pigs aren't gonna farm themselves.

Alreet Lord Sugar.

"Ten minutes? I'm sorry I have alphabetised bullet points to discuss and we're barely out of the Bs. Let's move on to Bravado, a characteristic particularly close to hy heart. How would you say he's faring there?"

Exactly, it's his first year of school. Nothing really matters. You need to know that he's got mates, he doesn't have behavioural issues, and he isn't fucking anything up. That's it.

My lass likes these ones cos the timer has a hard cutoff at 10 minutes and if flips to the next parent's. So you don't have to deal with the parents who want a full half hour debrief on their kid, knowing full well that there are another 30 in the class to get through.

That includes the sheilas.

Everyone under the age of 30 in Australia has bleached hair and the homemade version of the carpet remnant haircut tbf.

RIP.

Tensions are HIGH regarding this Jilly Cooper series. One man's bonkfest is another man's borefest.

The Mail's idea of non woke food is anything that was available during rationing.

"... AND MY AXE! L"

I've mentioned it on here before, but I used to work with a Polish lad who was saying there was a point in the last ten or so years when he realised, travelling between here and Poland, that it had flipped and he now felt like he was going back to a better run country with better infrastructure when he was headed to Poland, rather than before when he'd felt that when he came here.

We haven't really been put to the test with a big offer. We tried to sell Gordon in the summer though.

Yeah, that's how it works.

You're absolutely kidding yourself if you don't think Arsenal are years ahead of us in terms of progression. We've beat them a few times recently, but it wasn't us that took the title race to the last day of the season last year, was it?

The fucking state of Edward Leigh's face. He doesn't look like it would take much assistance.

"it's normal to have great coaches admire your football" I certainly found that back when I used to play.

You've been watching a new TV show based on a Jilly Cooper book, and now you're getting scammed online. Is everything OK?

Replacing it with the department of bodyslams by the look of it.

We could have done without Pep extending his contract again. As soon as he goes, Man City will drop a level.

Aye, realistically the current crop of stars is almost certainly going to have to go elsewhere for regular trophies. Maybe we can tell the next lot we'll be competing for the league in 5 years time.