Gemmill

Lads, Gladiators is on.

we tried Lego Star Wars before. Lasted 5 minutes. I'm running around shooting people and she's stood in the corner staring up at the ceiling going "I can't work out where I am!?" Basically anything where one control covers your movement and another covers your aspect, and she's completely fucked. Very similar experience earlier in the day playing Escape Academy which is a split screen escape room game. I'm solving all the puzzles and she's Blair Witching it in the corner. It's all she can manage to get out of the room once I've got the door open. Cheers for the recommendation but she wouldn't play Civilisation, she'd consider it for dweebs. Will check out Bloons though, ta.

Mmmmm Kathy Secker.

The black and white days.

Nothing that can't be put right with thoughts, prayers, and more guns.

Mine was Friday 19th January, 2024. So you're a bit fucking late with this game.

I'm also trying to find a local co-op Xbox game that doesn't make my lass want to throw the controller through the window. All 3D games are out cos she can't get her fucking head around the controls.

Because there's no fighting that I can do that could make a difference. I'll be watching Celebrity Gladiators and The Traitors, and letting the idiots get on with trashing the planet.

And a happy new year to you too.

Anal prolapse?

Somebody watched Gladiator II over the Christmas. Mr Big Keks.

Real Madrid have made an offer for TAA for the Jan window, which Liverpool have rejected. He'll go there for free in the summer anyway, so presumably Liverpool are resigned to that and just don't want to derail their title challenge. Him going for nowt is a bit of a PSR disaster for them.

Johnnie Walker, gone at 79.

Gives time for their prolapses to recover.

Rooney booted.

Too early for Krafth, according to Howe. He said Botman would be in consideration but he also said he's had a couple of days of illness. I'd be amazed if it's not Kelly. Might not be the worst opponents for it mind.

"They won't integrate with our culture"

An oldie but a goodie.

Beige stamper.

Your views on our Italian friend were "well Brexit", as Al Needham would say.

I can't remember but I thought you might.

Serious Chandler Bing energy from Zathras for the second goal.

In order, the Man United equivalents of: tbd PaddockLad ewerk Baggio HMHM Zathras (this team fucking SUCKS dude!) Baggio again.

Here you go lads, it's the one you've all been waiting for.