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Murphy's been in the game more than Gordon btw.

How do you feel our well stocked defence is doing with Krafth at CB?

Fucking hell. What's going on here. We can't get past the halfway line.

Roll on Tonali's return.

That would have hurt tbf, but only a footballer goes down like that when his hand gets stood on.

She fucking is like.

"Tha can chuff off, am watchin t'murters"

Sanesi must ask for "an Australian" at the barbers.

He mustn't have built up enough match fitness playing for the U21s.

Unreal this like. Have they even given our team news out yet?

Also happy shirtiversary.

Happy fingerwank anniversary.

For Sky, the good thing about having Liverpool as the 4:30 match is that they get an hour of Liverpool build-up from 1 to 2, and then half an hour in from 4 to 4:30. Straight in to talking about Slot there now. I hope Brentford somehow knack them today.

Pope Tino Krafth Burn Kelly Longstaff Bruno Joelinton Murphy Gordon Isak

Aye that was part of a PSR fiddle, nothing else.

@thebrokendoll Ruddy on the bench today apparently. Dubravka not in the squad.

Aye, fired the starting gun on the national obesity crisis. In my head, it was the place on the corner under the John Dobson Street NCP. Last time I saw it, it was a Frankie and Benny's.

Remember the Deep Pan Pizza Company?

I've had that shit in Chicago and it's alright as an experience to say you've done it, but given the choice between that and proper pizza, there's no contest for me. It's also why the Midwest is the land of the weeble.

How did Hulk Dynamite get on?

Oof. Worse than Rome pizza, that. Looks like a murder in a hot tub.

Proper lairy when he's had a few, this one.

It's Arteta's latest motivational device. They've all been in prison over the close season.

You'll be hungover and catastrophising 12 hours from now.