Gemmill

That's not a handball.

Bollocks. They deserve it tbf, but that is horseshit.

Bruno almost curling a perfect shot into the top corner with his wrong foot.

Barnes is dead unlucky not to be starting games.

Joelinton looks like he's ill or something. He looks like he's got lead boots on.

We could pinch a massively undeserved 3 points here and still not be looking forward to the next match.

Get in!

Willock getting his achilles stamped on is not what we need. He makes such a difference.

Isak and Gordon can get bent there. Shot was the right choice.

Evanilson looks like the La Bamba bloke. Una poca de gracia and he'd have had his debut goal for them there.

Burn, Kelly and Pope looking like Sunday League there ffs. So uncomfortable under pressure.

Sky should have picked Wolves v Chelsea.

Does Gordon think he's joined a walking football league?

Forgot about Willock's. He's a player that could actually change the game.

Absolutely tragic watching Longstaff break with the ball and Isak practically handing him a written request for the through ball, and he just doesn't see it/can't do it.

Dogshit. One of those where it's hard to see it improving in the second half too. Howe is gonna be under pressure soon if this continues. We were crap against Southampton too, even before the red card. I'm not remotely saying I think Howe needs to go before anyone starts, but we've not got much excuse to not have come flying out of the blocks this season, and we look totally off the pace and like we don't know what we're doing. Press doesn't exist anymore, and we look susceptible to pressure ourselves.

Murphy's been in the game more than Gordon btw.

How do you feel our well stocked defence is doing with Krafth at CB?

Fucking hell. What's going on here. We can't get past the halfway line.

Roll on Tonali's return.

That would have hurt tbf, but only a footballer goes down like that when his hand gets stood on.

She fucking is like.

"Tha can chuff off, am watchin t'murters"

Sanesi must ask for "an Australian" at the barbers.

He mustn't have built up enough match fitness playing for the U21s.