Gemmill

Ah I thought he did fine. He looked nervous at the start but was soon into his stride.

I've got the Bullseye Christmas Special on. The standard of darts was fucking crap. I'm sure they were better than this on the original one.

You're trash, BUDDY.

Pipe down, top knot balloon knot.

@Christmas Tree this could still be you. It's not too late.

Does she dry it for you too?

It was decent entertainment for over the Christmas tbf. And if you think Slow Horses is realistic compared to this then I don't know what to tell you.

Mine was yesterday. It's always the worst day of the year for me from a back from holiday pov. Just shite stretching ahead of you, with nothing to look forward to for a bit. Cack.

If I was him, I'd probably go now. Get out of this weather and trouser a load of cash.

Agreed on Forster, he's having a stinker at the minute.

From Hope at the ongoing press conference.

Yeah TP was having problems with his reading comprehension yesterday. Same happened in the cricket thread. Probably the cold weather.

Fixed. But you REMAIN a mince pie.

Toontastic's Steve Claridge. Hope this one works out!

Dubravka off to Saudi?

OK pigface.

We're after Officer Dibling from Southampton according to Hope.

I like fish and chips. How am I doing?

It must have been beyond your comprehension.

Just straight up using the word fish ffs. It's stuff like this that makes me hate you all.

I'll fucking establish you in a minute. I'd already explained that up the page. Honestly.

What a practical joker God is though.

Pearls before swine.

Alexis Colby, your drag name.